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Bo38 85F
312 posts
8/2/2006 7:10 am

Last Read:
8/2/2006 3:55 pm

Cute Senior Personal Ads


Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:

(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4"

(used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing

companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am

looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,

fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga

and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,

take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated

flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday

nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy

chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to

my eight-track tapes.



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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you

can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our

two heads together.



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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many

new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running

condition, but walks well.

Abelle2 83F
31242 posts
8/2/2006 11:17 am

Love 'em!! Thanks...Ann


Korabrasil 70F

8/2/2006 1:50 pm

BO!

Congratulations: YOU MADE A GOOD TEXT TO WE!
THANKS, FRIEND!
MY BIG HUG from Brsail