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jiminycricket1 74M
5533 posts
10/8/2020 5:07 am
I've got sixpence


I've got sickpence: jolly, jolly sickpence
I've got sickpence 2 last ME ALL my life.
I've got Trumpence 2 spend
I've got Trumpence 2 lend
And Trumpence 2 send home 2 my wife, poor wife.

No cares have I, 2 grieve Me
No pretty little girl 2 deceive Me .
I'm happy as a lark, believe Me
As we go rolling rolling home.


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/8/2020 5:40 am

I dedicate this to the tomb of the
unknown soldier
..
That has been hidden away.. somewhere in the Dakota's

Cleopatra in de Nile. and the Lady with the Little Bighorn,
Who believes that slings and arrows , and the demise from Custer's Last Stand
Are a hoax

The erection of Trump. and the creation of a new monument.
A Mount Rushmore, Mounting Mushroom Dick..

Who believes
"Thars still Gold. in them thar hills"
It's titillating to believe..since all the precious "metal"... has already been grabbed from her pussy.
The "Calamity Jane" of the Dakota's.. who doesn't know which way she coming. or which end is going.....a hermaphrodite....of geriatric genderization.


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/8/2020 6:43 am

My take from the debate last night..Was the instructions given to Kamala..
to NOT become an hermaphrodite of "genderization"...

In the fake world of Femi Nazi.,, there is nothing worse than a woman who acts like a man.. in the fake world of men.
Except the lesser known version of an hermaphrodite.. Of a man, who acts like a woman.. in the fake world of women..
The irony is almost insufferable
Pence... who tries so hard to act like A Man...Proves what it's like, in the fake world of men... DOING it as Woman..Only proving Pence is the truest version of a
Femi-Nazi.
He does have one saving grace....I almost bet he isn't a Mushroom Dick..that's a totally different kind of asshole.. the shit may be the same.. but the "hole" is in a different place.

There are two different kinds of shitholes..from two different places
The hole you are going into..and the hole you are coming out of..

Yes one can assume there are marriages of convenience... But has anyone ever acted the part better than Pence....The irony of course is that Trump defines fake manhood.. and Pence defines fake womanhood. Can you believe a man can have a better "wife"?

Has there ever been a better VIP..that can leave the "I" out.


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/8/2020 7:42 am

Has there ever been a better VIP..that can leave the "I" out.
A pathetic "prothethicized" blind man.. who says..." I'll keep an eye out for you"
A "dumb blonde" who's hair has turned gray, and his dick has fallen off.
One who believes in God.. but thinks a pedophile... is an emery board gone bad..or Transgendered..has been a gender imported from a foreign country., and an immigration problem. That gay marriage is about the "abominal snowmen". That healthcare is only a God given right.. The privy of God... and government shouldn't mess with it..That Pro-choice is a bargain made with the Devil. There is only one choice and only "Gods" can make it ...not YOU. That racism is just God's coloring book..and God always colors within his lines.

God and climate change.. It's may be about men shitting into the atmosphere.. but only God will correct it... if men would just, wipe their ass, and change their underwear. "Fracking"..is about reproduction, and not a about abstinence...Once you start "fracking".. you can't abort it..God will decide the results of "fracking" not men.

And someday Pence hopes to be a God too.. and occupy the oval office.. but the irony and hypocrisy of Pence's thinking. Is that it can never happen..
Only "real men" can become president and a GOD.


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/8/2020 7:46 am

    Quoting  :

yes... history will say.. some people deserve a medal of honor..

What it will say is..

I WAS FIRED BY DONALD TRUMP!


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/9/2020 8:02 am

    Quoting  :

uring the debate.. wasn't his attitude.. flippant.?
One could easily see he was flypence

Pence's wife was Really jealous.
that fly got more head and for a longer time..than she ever did..

they latter found her in the head with the exterminator..Yanking his fly and playing with his magic exterminator wand.

They told her, that wouldn't help her husband with the election.
She said.. I have haven't been able to get him an erection for years now...


TxJW_80 82M

10/9/2020 11:06 am

OK Jiminy that's a bit too far for me. LOL

I was disgusted with my language & vocabulary ----deleted my membership to cancel all comments out---------came back as # 80 but I see ME as # 79 is still here so I am doomed to live with my uncouth past. LOL

Do not tempt me!!!!!
I plan to clean up my vocabulary. LOL
I NEVER talked that way around mom. LOL
Party On!


jiminycricket1 74M
13732 posts
10/9/2020 1:02 pm

    Quoting TxJW_80:
    OK Jiminy that's a bit too far for me. LOL

    I was disgusted with my language & vocabulary ----deleted my membership to cancel all comments out---------came back as # 80 but I see ME as # 79 is still here so I am doomed to live with my uncouth past. LOL

    Do not tempt me!!!!!
    I plan to clean up my vocabulary. LOL
    I NEVER talked that way around mom. LOL
    Party On!
Life's too short..

you got to do it, like you see it and like you play it..
So foul language doesn't offend me. doesn't mean anything, but an exclamation point. That's the way I take it... that the way i give it.
You know... what others think of you and I.. is bullshit and offensive..You don't have to use foul language to make that happen.

Maybe other haven't figure out what you mean by Party On..
maybe they think your a party guy, maybe they think.. you serious enough, maybe they thbnk, you dont' think they are serious enough.
I'd vwenture to guess that most of them don't understand the seriousness, and the value of ....
Party ON.

I Party On all the time.. my language is party on, my thoughts are party on.. I'm not out to change the world..I'm not out to be elitist or something special.. If I was i sure as f*ck wouldn't be here.. But here is where I am.. In fact... it's just the opposite.. I get to collect my thoughts , party on, and at the same time not give a f*ck.
I'll do with me what i want.. you do with me what you want.
And that , my friend, means we both get to Party ON.