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Why can't women... be like men Why women can't be like men It's a painstaking journey of the night And It's my fault... now and then That doesn't make it... all right We see the value in the "work" Addition by subtraction in the summing but why Do I have to become the jerk If she can't deal with my "short coming" For men it is an irritation reveal... they do not dare But it's in their frustration They say .. they do not care If women were like men Then no one would get unnerved We could be the same then Easy Cum, Easy Served  ,   
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Pleasing a women is like riding a horse in a circle.. Your balls get busted.. and you go nowhere. for trying Now granted I can't speak about all women..I haven't met them all..I only can talk about the ones i have met and it's been a lot.. So, before women get their panties in a bunch.. and men here.. Just think I'm stupid and bad at it... Maybe you should try laughing about it first! 
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Ha ha (well, I did genuinely laugh if that's any reassurance) 
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Is this your "Coming Out" poem?
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Is this your "Coming Out" poem? But in no way does it make me gay.. sexually or emotionally. It's a fact of life.. and I think life... can be pretty damn funny. You think of big, and hiram, and the datoka lady they may make you mad, drive you crazy.. But I think they are fricken hilarious.. and an endless source of comedic material.
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Ha ha (well, I did genuinely laugh if that's any reassurance) I'm an abject failure at it. LOL
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Speaking of sex.. i was think about the school opening .. especially high schools and college..of course at that age.. It's virtually impossible to prevent young people from kissing and sex.. Imagine how much sex is happening at a 30,000 student University.. Oh My! Any way we should convince kids that wearing a condom will prevent them from getting Covid 19..and spreading the disease.... We may not be able to control the spread of Covid at Universities but it will cut down on the spread of STD's...... If you can't kill two birds with one stone... Then one in the hand is better than two in the bush! LOL Yeah opening schools is going to stop the spread....Kissing will definitely cause it.. except with my idea..... that these people can "kiss" my ass! LOL
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Yes I'm a women hater... "Miss-progeny" LOL But in no way does it make me gay.. sexually or emotionally. It's a fact of life.. and I think life... can be pretty damn funny. You think of big, and hiram, and the datoka lady they may make you mad, drive you crazy.. But I think they are fricken hilarious.. and an endless source of comedic material.
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It's a matter of communication......Sounds like both you and your partners haven't bothered to learn what the other requires.... Don't you understand that , a funny circumstance is not an usual one..It's a usual one that becomes unusual.. When you listen to one of my humorous antidotes.. Think of "Kids say the Darnest Things" That humorous things are not what you see them to be.. but what you perceive them to be..And no matter what i say you perceive ME to be the joke. You have and amazing capacity to just be objective.. you prove it by thinking this is MY problem. When it is OUR problem....You do it all the time "Sounds like both you and your partners haven't bothered to learn what the other requires"...... "before women get their panties in a bunch.. and men here.. Just think I'm stupid and bad at it... Maybe you should try laughing about it first!" Granted, you are able to take both sides of this..But WTF? you did so because you got you panties in a bunch as a woman.. and thinking as a man.. I'm stupid and bad at it . I'm sure glad you can see both sides of it! I may not be good at communicating ......But you are incapable of understanding, because it doesn't make a god damn bit of difference, how I say it.
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Don't you comprehend how a joke is a truth that doesn't have to be a truth.. Don't you understand that , a funny circumstance is not an usual one..It's a usual one that becomes unusual.. When you listen to one of my humorous antidotes.. Think of "Kids say the Darnest Things" That humorous things are not what you see them to be.. but what you perceive them to be..And no matter what i say you perceive ME to be the joke. You have and amazing capacity to just be objective.. you prove it by thinking this is my problem. You do it all the time "Sounds like both you and your partners haven't bothered to learn what the other requires"...... "before women get their panties in a bunch.. and men here.. Just think I'm stupid and bad at it... Maybe you should try laughing about it first!" Granted, you are able to take both sides of it..But WTF? you did so because you got you panties in a bunch as a woman.. and think, as a man.. I'm stupid and bad at it . I'm sure glad you can see both sides of it! I may not be good at communicating ......But you are incapable of understanding, because it doesn't make a god damn bit of difference, how I say it. ....
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At least your funny.. But misiguided is perfect.. From my point of view the whole thing is facetious. That the irony so perfectly exist....that men can not be women and women can not be men. Of course.. you and Sparkle don't get it.. the statements are the problem, not the solutions. there is no solution when the question has no meaning black can not be white. Gays can not be straight...and women can not be men. A dinosuar, cannot be a tree, a tree can not be a rock...and you can't get blood or gasoline from a rock Woe to the man who is not a wo-man. and a "prick" for women who is not a man
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Ha ha (well, I did genuinely laugh if that's any reassurance) The fact is the true nature of insanity is when you think everyone else, but you, is insane. So i do need reassurance.
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I AM WAY PAST THAT PROBLEM. THAT IS ONE OF THE RARE ADVANTAGES OF GROWNING OLD. DOING WITHOUT IS NO LONGER AN ISSUE.
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how can you write poetry and totally miss it. Yes there are two sides to every story, most of time even more than that..I do not deny it. As as you believe people are trying to "guide" you.. to misguide you... you negate your own line. to your own one sided story. This week.. I was trying to give away my mobile home. People came out of the woodwork to grab it. but of the 150 people who contacted me in two days.. only two wanted to take the responsibility of the gift. Do what they had to do to get it.. It was like I was giving away my car...and people wanted it...and expected that if I was giving it away.. I was also responsible for the registration and the insurance. I couldn't believe it, they faulted ME, for their circumstances and inability to make it happen. I understood it.. gifts may be for everybody.. but not everybody is ready for the gift Why would i want to guide you? I have no ulterior motive. i have no control over what you do with it...but in your failure to be able to deal with it...Don't put it back to me. In the big picture you mean nothing..but what you mean to yourself. nobody guides you to misguide you.....It just a fricken excuse to avoid your own responsibility. I am not trying to guide people about Trump...I am trying to get people to responsible for themselves I don't give a shit if you like trump or hate him, but don't like him, because you hate me, and don't hate him cause you like me.. That's A responsibility I DON'T WANT.. Be responsible for yourself, be accountable to yourself. Be truthful to yourself.. because in your big picture.. i don't mean squat didley.
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Thank you....Yes.. i do question my own sanity. The fact is the true nature of insanity is when you think everyone else, but you, is insane. So i do need reassurance.
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