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Circle Jerks In January 2016 a bunch of friends got together... all with political aspiration and political hard-ons. They decided to form a circle jerk...led by DT's "truffles". but most forgot to bring their pig snouts. The winner was to become the last one to cum... Papadoupolus came in a meeting with an Australian ambassador.. the first to be eliminated. Flynn came with in meeting with FBI Carter Page came with a wire tap Sessions came with a recusal Cohen got his load payoff ...With Stormy Daniels Manfort.. lost it in the Ukraine Donald Trump Jr.. blew his wad at Trump Towers. Stone. hasn't really cum yet..but has been eliminated. because his Winki-leaks Many others have been eliminated because they used emollients.. instead of saving themselves with the offered emoluments.. I think none of them heard the rules right! Kushner is still hanging in there...As cumming with Ivanka doesn't count..but then again now he's just Flaccid So Trump is the last man still standing up straight.... When asked why he is winning.... he said .."I always win"....he's said.. "Those other jerks failed miserably to understand the game" The reason they came and he hasn't? First of all they were all "Russian".. and didn't do it slow to make it last more important..."None of them knew how to properly suck on my "Magic Mushroom" Dick! |
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Asked why Mueller wasn't invited.. Trump said... "His snout is too big, and he sniff's around a lot... he doesn't hallucinate... he doesn't suck......and he understands to much about my "truffle", And knows the difference between a toad "stool" when he sniffs it He could have joined... but I told him to...... "Bite ME" Oops.. I shouldn't have said that........Mueller hasn't got there yet.. but he is dogging me.. At this point, my only worry is that his bark isn't worst than his bite..Mueller thinks he can get me to cum with his bark...but he doesn't realize..I'm the ONLY one "duly elected" and not someone to "truffle" with. I am..THE PRESIDENT! He thinks he winning.. cause he caught a few "Stool" Pigeons Anyway.. Trump appointed Whitaker and even though he won't "kill" it.. he will clog Mueller's snout and pass out ear plugs.. Trump said...Whitaker can save my "magic mushroom" dick, from being cut off.. I just gotta to hope....he knows how to "suck" it right.. Whitaker was asked if this was right.. he said....."Yep".. I wasn't asked at first, but, I'll do ANYTHING to become a jerk.. I'm the only one who will be loyal.. because... "I like it".. I was born to 'suck'.. Nunez and I have formed the "Political Suckers Club"... We both worship the Greek God.. Nike... Even though we both fear getting impregnated... We took Nike's ...words of advice..We decided.. What the hell...... if you like it.. JUST DO IT!
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The moral of this story is an old Russian proverb..... "You don't mess around with DEMOCRACY....Unless you have a "MAGIC MUSHROOM DICK" Although he's hiding it and no one else has seen it, cum to realize... Trump already lost..... He lost it.. when Putin took off his shirt...
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Well. I hope you all realize .. THIS IS A TRUE STORY.. Okay.. maybe .. a little metaphor here, and a little hyperbole there.. But true.. none the less.   
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You are simply disgusting. Non ego te hic placere
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Well fossil, just called me disgusting and went off the air..pulled the plug. bit the dust...I just love being a turn off... Anyway my response to his disgusting comment... I think you're right.. It's the video game culture we now live in.. it's gotten to me, and made me disgustingly disgusted.......you maybe too old to understand.... but I always liked playing Super Mario.. you know having that hammer in my hand, collecting coins, and smashing mushroom dicks.. Maybe it not just that,, maybe it's confusion from my transition from Super Mario to internet porn sites..... like this one. You know..... porn is the mind of the beholder.. I hope you can "forgive me"...at my age.... things get confusing.....as you obviously know.
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he won the pissing contest when his arm fell asleep not in a state of slumber certainly no jumping sheep yes he was quite busy as an organ donor giving himself the pleasure via his relenting nagging boner!!! 
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