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1/31/2008 2:16 am

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1/31/2008 2:22 am

The Cat out of the Bag.

This poem is based on my life, when living in the 'Slums' of the East-End of London. I shall post a number of these poems, taken from my book called ...'The Pea-Souper'.

Should anyone want to understand some of the 'Slang' words used, please ask.

THE CAT OUT THE BAG.

Down Whitechapel way
Where sunlight was grey
And all the had lice
The cats were not pets
There was no bleedin’ Vets
Cats were just kept for the mice

When the cat got too old
So the mice got too bold
And the cat got a thumpin’
Said an ’Old Gal’ to me
‘Here’s a ’Bob’ for you, see
Put the cat in a sack and dump him’

So it was, down our way
No regrets, as they say
I carted the cat on a roam
But I gives a bloomin’ shout
As the cat clawed its way out
And hightails it back to its home

But the thing is, you see
I’m a spender, that’s me
I’d spent the ‘Bob’ on a snack
The cat’s sat by the door
Of its owner, what’s more
The ‘Old Gal’ wants her money back

But that’s not your cat
Does say I, quick as that
Your cats is gone miles away
But her hand is out
‘Does you want a clout!
That’s me cat, not a look-alike stray

And truth does appear
For the cat’s got one ear
And fighting has lost its claws
So I’m off on me todd
‘Yer thieving little sod!’
She yells, calling the cat back indoors