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On my last outing to Barnes & Noble... ...I picked up a new address book: "The Worst Case Scenario Dating & Sex Address Book". I chose this one because of the size and color. Imagine my surprise when I sat down to transfer information over from the old address book and I found it contained numerous "dating tips": > How To Determine If Your Date is an Axe Murder > How To Pass a Bribe to Get A Dinner Reservation > How To Determine If Your Date is a Con Artist > How To Deal With A Drunken Date > How To Survive If You Run Into Your Ex > How To Remove A Front-Clasping Bra > How To Determine The Gender of Your Date > How To Prevent A Hangover > How To Spot Breast Implants > How To Deal With Someone Who Kisses Too Aggressively > How To Remove A Lipstick Stain > How To Determine If Your Date Is Married > What To Do If You Wake Up with Someone Whose Name You Don't Know > How To Fend Off An Obsessive Ex > How To Lose A Pickup Artist > How To Stop Relationship Acceleration > How To Deal With Your Date's Snoring > How To Spot A Toupee > How To Stop A Wedding > How To Create Privacy At Your Place > How To Remove A Shirt Caught In A Zipper * Bonus Section: Pickup Lines and Body Language Primer All this valuable advice - for $12.95!!! I'm sure many of these tips shall be extremely helpful.Look out Dating World, here I come! Peace  RoseMary
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LOL !!! OctoberRose, Some of those topics deserve closer scrutiny!! Is this for real?? Sighhhh...no Barnes & Noble around here.
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12/7/2007 3:46 am |
This sounds like a book I want to read lol. Hope you learn something "good" from all that information and you can pass it on in other blogs for us women too!
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12/20/2007 11:38 am |
Lmao! I want that book!
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