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Stupid Cupid! Start Shooting At Me! This article is inspired by anecdotes from Lou's Love Notes Diary If Cupid's Arrow strikes you in the heart You dream and yearn for his tender kiss For it will lead you to eternal bliss You want to be forever by his side As a gushing, blushing, beautiful bride You long to share with him this life With him, the husband, and you, the wife If Cupid's Arrow strikes you between the eyes You will tremble and quiver just like jelly Though he's short and bald, with a large pot-belly Your love will hold him in a tight embrace Even though you have never seen his face You begin to like the things you once dread 'Cause Cupid's Arrow, has made you brain-dead If Cupid's Arrow strikes you in the butt Your love,my dear, will be a "pain in the ass" Yeah, those who boasts and are "full of gas" They'll look at your "bottom" and not in the eye And lady, it is not because they are shy Sweetheart, be careful how you wiggle and sway Otherwise, eyes will "pop" and "wolves" will bay If Cupid's Arrow were to give you a miss Now, don't you just mope and cry You've got to catch that Cupid's eye Why can't the dumb Cupid see That you're as pretty as can be Hey wretched Cupid, improve your aim Or else, you will never shoot again Stupid Cupid! Start shooting at me! Stupid Cupid! Start shooting at me! Hey Stupid Cupid! Start shooting at me NOW! News Flash:- I regret to inform you that I have just received an e-mail from the SFF Administrators that I have been banned. The Chief Cupid has reported me for Abuse. Lee   Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past |
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To robrenee, flakes48 and mamannie, Sorry ladies. I cannot reply to your comments now because I am banned. However, I promise to come back later.  Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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Great poem  I don't understand SFF, how the banning works. I know if anyone tries to insert an email address in a mail its banned. But as I'm so limited to what I can do on this site, its so frustrating. Hopefully the ban will be unbanned soon
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Hi whiterose, I cannot be here to reply to your comment as I am banned and cannot be here.  As such, this is not me Not Lee Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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Hi whiterose, I cannot be here to reply to your comment as I am banned and cannot be here. As such, this is not me Not Lee
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Hi robrenee, Yeah, I was just funnin. No, you don't get banned for a post; at most, they reject it and sent it back to us to alter and post again. The problem is they are not specific. I had one rejected for profanity but I don't know which word was profane. So far, it has been OK. I have used every word that people says should not be used, except FiretrUCK, but my posts have not been rejected. Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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Hi Flakes, Thanks for the visit and I am glad you laughed. That's the idea. I just wanted to share a few laughs. How come you know that I was not banned? Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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Hi mamannie, Yes, I was kidding. SFF took a look at the Chief Cupid (whose pic I have posted at the top) and decided against banning me.  Just pulling a few legs that's all. Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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Great poem I don't understand SFF, how the banning works. I know if anyone tries to insert an email address in a mail its banned. But as I'm so limited to what I can do on this site, its so frustrating. Hopefully the ban will be unbanned soon The gremlin is back. Only mamannie knows that I came through the back door. . You are only allowed to send an email address or phone number after you have exchanged a few replies (not a new mail). This is to give you time to decide whether to trust the other party enough to send your details. This is protection by SFF and I think it's good because there are a lot of cases of identity theft and other scams which might get you into trouble. This is not the real world; it is the cyber world and you have to be careful eg how do you know for sure that the pic I posted is actually me? When you try to send an email address, it is not banned; it is bulked. The recipient will receive your mail in "Bulk" but the contents would have been removed. If after a few replies and you still cannot send your address, then you can contact them with your problem. I have contacted them over a few problems I faced and they have been very helpful. Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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Hi mamannie, I am sorry I can't. I have promised SFF that I won't reveal THE secret. Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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Hi summerlane, Thanks for visiting. Actually, the "me" I mentioned is not I but those whom the Cupid missed. So, I am asking the darn cupid to shoot again until he strikes the target whether in the heart or the butt or, in your case, between the eyes. Anyway, thanks for inspiring me with your diary. I look forward to the next Love Note. Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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See, you not only feel better after a good laugh but sharper too Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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Another inspiring Love Note for me? Wow! But, I am not "Oldboy" and we have never fallen in love. Oh, well. I shall wait. What is"Jambo"? Live today as if it is your last For tomorrow will soon be in the past
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