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WHY AM I DIVORCED ?? You may have come across it, My Friends - but laugh anyway  - Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought...... well, that's marriage for you, but the .... they would remember. My came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.. As I walked into my office, my handsome Boss Rick, said, 'Good Morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.....' I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I replied nervously . He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake ..... followed by my husband my , and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch...... Naked !! "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra |
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5/22/2013 12:07 am |
Hi Friendly: OMG what an ending. 
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 I agree, it probably was very warm in the room...
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It is god to see all of you laughing, My Friends - MrsJoe Bijou Jan Abelle ET Rainbowfleur Jdean - embarrassing certainly !! Hugs to all the ladies - have a wonderful day tomorrow - in the case ibid, it was neither hot in the room nor hot flashes. It was 'heat' flashes !!  "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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LOLOLOLOL!!!! GBU, Gavin
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LOLOLOLOL!!!! GBU, Gavin Have a wonderful day. "To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra
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