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12/13/2011 6:51 am

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THE WISE MULLAH AND THE UNHEALTHY FEMALE THOUGHTS

An unnamed Islamic cleric based in Europe has issued a ban on women touching fruits and vegetables resembling the male sexual organ to avoid "sexual thoughts".

The Egyptian news website Bikya Masr on Wednesday quoted the cleric whose diktat featured in an article on el-Senousa, a religious publication. The cleric has said that women should not even get close to bananas or cucumbers. "If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve," the cleric dictated.

According to the cleric, bananas and cucumbers "resemble the male penis" and therefore could arouse women or "make them think of sex." The cleric also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The news about this latest diktat against women went viral on the web with liberal Muslims feeling enraged and embarrassed. Repression of women in ultra-conservative Islamic societies has been an intense subject of debate throughout the world.

"To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra

Robyn5 83F

12/13/2011 9:48 am

What next? Now I wont be able to look at a cucumber, banana or a carrot without thinking about sex.

gentleben 83M

12/13/2011 11:18 am

I wonder about string beans!!

"Life isn't fair, but it beats whatever comes in second." -- Gentleben

B00Radley61 74M

12/13/2011 12:09 pm

The first epistle of Paul to

TIMOTHY 2:11-12

11 Let the woman learn in asilence with all subjection.

12 But suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Just because you have silenced a man does not mean you have changed his mind.

B00Radley61 74M

12/13/2011 12:16 pm

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

"Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands."
-Rep. Michele Bachmann

Not only do they walk among us...they run for President!

Just because you have silenced a man does not mean you have changed his mind.

Hawkslayer 88M

13351 posts
12/13/2011 1:27 pm

Can the Muslim men eat oysters?????

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.

spiritwoman45

12/13/2011 2:53 pm

Guess it's obvious why I am single and living in the western world. Here men try everything they can to get women excited.

Spiritwoman ^i^

PamintheCouv 75F

12/13/2011 3:18 pm

To BooRadley....OMFG! You and other men like you are the reason I left the Christian religion and became a pagan. You use the Bible as a way to subjugate women and to persecute anyone who doesn't believe as you do. The Bible was written by MEN and reflects the prejudice and bias of the times. Thank the Goddess there are more men out there who recognize the true value of an intelligent, educated and liberated woman than there are men who think like you do.

bijou624

12/14/2011 1:04 pm

Hi Friendly: There's already such bad feelings towards Muslims here, so I hope this is just a joke.

P.S. I was thinking about having a hot dog for dinner.

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