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friendly133 76M
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9/13/2011 5:17 pm

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9/15/2011 1:36 pm

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN



One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.

The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one."

The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask."

The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?"

The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"


"To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra


friendly133 76M
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9/15/2011 1:36 pm

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You said it, Poet_dancer.

Not many have the discernment that some others have - you are right about what many men wish for - I won't blame them or similarly inclined ladies.

After all they are only human.

There is no harm in wishful thinking as long as we do not live by it but the trouble with the world is that we do and often.

Many thanks for your observation - have a wonderful day with Lady M and the Winger couple happy and Mama smiling; your day full of love, P & T, happiness, good health and smiles .


"To fight the darkness do not draw your sword, light a candle" - Zarathustra