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BigBadJon 112M
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2/8/2007 1:53 am

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2/9/2007 10:56 pm

Hillary Clinton's presidential hopes damaged after expletive outburst on the Jerry Springer show...


Presidential hopeful, Hilary Clinton, was fighting for her political life yesterday, after 'losing it' in front of the American public.

In what many perceived as a foolhardy attempt to garner sympathy from the U.S. voter, she appeared alongside husband Bill, on an episode of the popular television tabloid talk show, 'Springer' entitled 'Yo dog, ma man is a playaa!'

During the show, hosted by ex-politician Jerry Springer, Mrs Clinton claimed that husband Bill no longer satisfied her $exually and took Viagra.

However, it was when ex-Whitehouse intern, Monica Lewinsky was introduced, the former first lady lost it.

"She suddenly went nuts and attacked Monica," said one audience member, who witness the incident, "They were pulling each other's hair and kicking one another. Then Hilary grabbed a chair and tried to hit her with it."

"She was really wild," Springer told our reporter, "It took me 10 minutes before we could carry on with the show. Then she called Bill a 'motherf**king deadbeat' and told Monica she was a 'f**king crack ho motherf**ker".

Mrs Clinton has since apologised for her behaviour and said that it should in no way effect the public's view of her as a presidential candidate.

"I accept that appearing on the 'Springer Show' may have been a mistake but, in my defence, I was provoked by that motherf**king bitch Lewinsky."


bijou624

2/8/2007 5:43 am

I think Hilary Clinton is an accomplished amazing woman who has been laughed at and ridiculed for years solely because she "forgave" her unfaithful husband. Your "joke" is so heartless, especially in light of the fact that you yourself purport to be a christian in your profile.???


ohio3 78F

2/8/2007 5:50 am

good morning yeah right lo sooooo funny


Lulu99 88F

2/8/2007 7:08 am

I'm with Bijou .... not funny at all and in very poor taste !

I would not expect to find this on a senior's site where we are supposed to have grown up.


bikenski 80M

2/8/2007 8:57 am

I have no objection to sick humour, but this isn't even close to being funny. That's what pisses me off about the right-wing nutters, no sense of humour. Look at bumperstickers, for example. All the good ones are leftie. The Republicans haven't had a decent one since 'Nobody drowned at Watergate'.


bijou624

2/8/2007 8:57 am

Dear Earthy: I respect your opinion but if you don't agree with my opinion, there is no need for you to insult me by telling me to buy a few books and get out more. Hilary Clinton is the Democratic frontrunner for President of the U.S.A. in the 2008 election so obviously, there are a few other people who share my opinion of her. If you enjoy BigBadJohn's "joke", that is your choice, why insult me because I don't?


bikenski 80M

2/8/2007 12:54 pm

rusdur - if one of the qualities for elected office were decency, most slots would go unfilled.


BigBadJon 112M

2/9/2007 10:44 pm

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Your always welcome CarMa..


BigBadJon 112M

2/9/2007 10:56 pm

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Miss kat, you are the smartest lady on the block..