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Things That Amuse Me This is a wonderful place to make and correspond with friends. Being somewhat strange I find many things here amusing. You know how SFF notifies you when someone puts you on their 'Hot List'? Found out a twenty-six year old girl put me on her 'Hot List'. Hot? Gee whiz, look at my picture. Me? Hot? I have a that's almost fify for goodness sake. Besides being amusing I find things like that curious. Why would someone in their twenties want to be on a seniors web site? I guess I have a warped idea of what 'senior' means. I first signed up for AFF. Lots of twenty somethings there. Also nothing there for me other than a link to Senior Friend Finder. I saw 'Senior Friend Finder' and said to myself, I said: "Self, that's where you belong. People over fifty. People you can relate to." Darned if the didn't follow me over here too. Guess I'm just 'Hot'. I like profiles. Profiles are fun. My friend Bob is a little strange too. The other day he said: "Hey Judge, you've just got to look at this guy's profile." Well I took a look. Guy in his early thirties. He knew exactly what he was looking for. He specified that the lady for him had to be dark complected and have big boob. Yep, boob. Not boobs. I guess one big one and one small one is fine, but one has to be big. Any ladies have a dark complexion and a big boob? I can probably put you in touch. Don't know exactly how big your boob has to be but I'll try to find out if you like. Ever wonder why we can say 'boob' but we can't say the "S" word? If we try to say the "S" word it will come out #$$%^*++ or something. Ain't censorship grand? You'd think that a bunch of senior citizens would know what words to use without censors. Oh yeah. I just got it. They have to protect the twenty-somethings on the site from dirty words. Wouldn't want to corrupt the . Speaking of censorship, why can't I give you my email address if I like? Or my telephone number? My goodness, I'm sixty-three years old. I think I should be able to make up my own mind who to give that information to. Who are they protecting? Are they protecting me from the throngs of randy women just dying to get their hands on me? Well, wiser heads prevail. If it weren't for that I would probably have a twenty-six year old lady beating down my door screaming for my manly body. Handles are fun. Ever wonder how people come up with their handles? Handles can be quite descriptive. I love it when Air Force One comes screaming in for a landing. I can just see him. GoodMan I've found out is a good man. I wonder why handles aren't censored. You know when I'm in chat I like to say hello to everyone who enters. There are just some handles I can't bring myself to type into my keyboard. Sorry, but I can't give a big hello to 'HuGerection' or 'ThrobbingMember'. I just made those two up but you know what I'm talking about. Some of the handles bring up a mental picture that I don't want to deal with. I wish the best to Lickinyouallover but you ain't lickin' me pal. (I made that one up too) Some people are curious about my handle. People ask me every week, "Are you a real judge?" Makes you wonder doesn't it? Don |
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1/23/2007 4:10 pm |
hey judge...i like it ...i like it..am rofl..here...hugs...
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1/23/2007 4:12 pm |
Judge love this keep it up. love ya nevadaokie aka Anita
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Wondering...could that kid be looking for a "boob", a flake, a not all together gal.  Ann
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Good one Don!
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Great blog  I laughed til I cried.....toooooo funny, thanks.I have a problem with some of the handles too....I usually block them as it is pretty sure bet they don't want to have a normal conversation. And the really young ones are a hoot...like I believe they are serious  I already have plenty of kids to leave my money to. REDSome believe in destiny, some believe in fate. I believe that happiness is something we create
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1/23/2007 8:24 pm |
A lot of these things amuse me too........Hotlist well I am writing this with sweat running down my back at 41C Emails address amuse there is one than can post it 10 times a day others say they get banned,,,,,,,,,,,,Phone numbers similar.maybe thesepeople have special dispensation for long distance or some thing I agree about the handles LOL.....with my record of typos i wouldnt dare..... I have seen so many ask you Are youa real Judge .WellI am I judge art and needlework LOLOLOLI hope you enjoy your stay I think you will get hooked on Blogging just as I did LIR........aka.........SPOT
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