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shutterbugdoug 75M
135 posts
7/22/2007 7:17 am

Last Read:
7/23/2007 1:29 pm

TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006


12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

7. I Wouldn't take her to a Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here.

4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

2 She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few

LadyNAds2 75F

7/22/2007 9:01 am

Country Song played in reverse, You get your dog, your wife and your pickup back!


bikenski 80M

7/22/2007 11:56 am

My fav is the one whose lyrics are:

I don't care if it rains or freezes,
I'll be safe with my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car


Rocketship 80F
18618 posts
7/22/2007 1:35 pm

Hi Doug,
Absolutely toooooo funny!!!
Take care!