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Definitions DEFINITIONS - NOT IN THE DICTIONARY !! ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: A grape... with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. ....and MY Personal Favourite!! WRINKLES: Something other people have. .....I have character lines |
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7/22/2007 1:25 am |
Interesting,I like its,thank you... All my best wishes for you,from Romania!!!
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7/22/2007 1:58 am |
this is just great! LOL I had someone choking from eating bangers (brit sausages) while I copied and pasted! good job!  
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Hi doug, This went very well with my morning coffee--lol !! Take care!
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7/23/2007 10:28 am |
ShutterDoug: This one from the list above gave me a great gut-busting laugh; thanks! "EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation." Elle - who stopped to read today - just for the 'elluvit 
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