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Goose40 58M
166 posts
9/13/2006 2:54 pm

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9/15/2006 10:18 pm

The Three Girlfriends...

There is a man who has THREE girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5,000 and see how each of them spends it.

The 1st one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.

The 2nd one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.

The 3rd one takes the $5,000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5,000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.



michianaredhead 74F
12642 posts
9/13/2006 4:56 pm

DUH of course...he was a man right.

Some believe in destiny, some believe in fate. I believe that happiness is something we create


Abelle2 83F
31232 posts
9/14/2006 4:57 am

Figures huh!! hahaha Ann


cimaron 79M

9/14/2006 3:17 pm

Was the lady with the big breasts also the one who invested the money?Even if it was the lady with the big breasts maybe she has has a nice personality and other qualitys we do not know about.Cim


Goose40 58M

9/14/2006 8:37 pm

    Quoting cimaron:
    Was the lady with the big breasts also the one who invested the money?Even if it was the lady with the big breasts maybe she has has a nice personality and other qualitys we do not know about.Cim
Outstanding comment Cim..


Goose40 58M

9/15/2006 10:18 pm

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May I have this dance?