Blog : Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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9/23/2006 11:40 pm

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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when an attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you?" look and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.

Then noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look", she said, "I'm really sorry, but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my ," then turned and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, what the heck is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her !

The he got a little panicky. I don't remember her, he thought, but...MAYBE during one of the wild parties I went to when I was in college...perhaps I DID father her ! He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college, and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy \bsexo?\b on the pool table in front of everyone?"

"No" the woman said with a horrified look on her face, "I'm your 's second-grade teacher!"

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