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Woman WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows what to answer "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to the end, And always be my very best friend. MANS POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. |
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WOW....truth so early in the morning  cj Some believe in destiny, some believe in fate. I believe that happiness is something we create
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Funny...I have read this before and still chuckle at it! I especially like the second line! haha Ann
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8/4/2006 7:09 am |
Funny...I have read this before and still chuckle at it! I especially like the second line! haha Ann
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8/4/2006 9:26 am |
Guess I haven't seen it before and I loved the Woman's Poem...
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8/4/2006 11:57 am |
ROFL I got a tattoo of Obama on my arm and it suddenly quit working
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