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WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE'S NOT TOO BRIGHT The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few cans short of a six-pack. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. One taco short of a combination plate. All foam, no beer. As smart as bait. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. A room temperature IQ. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight. If he/she were any more stupid, he'd/she'd have to be watered twice a week. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he/she just gargled. |
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8/16/2006 5:26 am |
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. A few cards short of a full deck. Love this list.
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8/16/2006 6:41 am |
Of course, for our President,.... A few neurotransmitter short of a brain....
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8/16/2006 7:13 am |
'The dipstick doesn't quite touch the oil' 'The elevator doesn't quite reach the top'
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Good gracious, friends !.... I could write a whole dictionary with your additional suggestions ! LOL Snookey, g/f.. I prefer the "gender neutral" quoting: "he/she"... as we know from experience - there are BOTH male and female specimen to whom the collection would apply
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