Blog : message for men only !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8/13/2006 10:20 am

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message for men only !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men ,
For all those men who say, " Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free " ? Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of all women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's just not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like …..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like...... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather …… Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders …… You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like … Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara ….. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ….Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ….Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like …..Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

sturzy1952 71M

9/14/2006 12:29 pm

Zipp thats not nice poking shit at us men.Sturzy

Tangoblue 79M

9/19/2006 11:30 pm

May I add a few lines on behalf of the Nothern Idaho 13th Regiment Male Freedom Brigade...

Women are like...
1. Laxatives ..... One dose is more than enough.
2. Bananas ....... The older they get the worse they taste.
3. The Weather... Constantly changing and unpredictable.
4. Blenders... Constantly stirring things up.
5. Pickpockets... Quick, smooth, & they usually head for your wallet.
6. Commercials... Saying the, saying the, saying the, saying the same thing over and over again.
7. Department Store Mannequins... A sexy outfit on a fake body.
8. Government Bonds... The face value is deceiving.
9. Mascara... One is never enough.
10. Popcorn... One bag is enough.
11. Snowstorms ... Pretty to look at but often cold.
12. Lava Lamps .... Frequently less than a bright spot in your life.
13. Parking spots... Usually unavailable.

PS...check my blog for how to get in touch...(refuse to pay a nickle more to SSF...after $24.90 gives me winks only....grrr) if interested in doing an Idaho humor blog - could be fun...examples...you might be living in Idaho if a city slicker is a type of apparel, you might be living in Idaho if your organizational chart only has two levels, you might be living in Idaho if hunting and fishing get more press than the war...AND ALL CAN CONTRIBUTE...JUST A THOUGHT.