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Hmmm haven't been here for a bit, time for another joke. :) Well, I guess it's been almost a week since I did a blog here so I'm back. Here's another joke that my friend just sent me. I thought it was kind of cute. Dorothy and Edna two "senior" widows, are talking at the local coffee shop. Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all...... Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . . . let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me.... two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress." 
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Hahaha that is Dori the Bluefish from Finding Nemo. My favorite character. Just keep swimming, keep on swimming 
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8/2/2006 10:47 am |
GIGGLES BRUCE, THIS IS A GOOD ONE. LOVE MOONY
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