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The Husband Store Just for Meme :)LOL! The Husband Store A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love . The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love and are extremely good looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love , are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love , are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You a re visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day hahahaha see how well that goes with you Genie story there Meme  
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7/4/2006 4:49 pm |
BRUCE, THIS ONE IS GREAT, NOW YOU KNOW US GALS ALWAYS ARE CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT IS NEXT! HOWEVER I WOULD HAVE BEEN SATISFIED WITH THE 4TH FLOOR, I AM ALSO CAUTIOUS...GIGGLES MOONY NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE MR.
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Thanks ladies and thanks for commenting on very first blog over here. Don't know how often I'll keep up with it over here, but at least maybe once in awhile. And yes Moony I do plan to be at the July 15th karaoke party barring some unforeseen.
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