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NOT to be taken as offensive or blasphemous...only a joke This is only a joke....and I am not a non-believer....just found this amusing. Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a referred journal. 5. Some doubt He wrote it by Himself. 6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since? 7. The scientific community can't replicate His results. 8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects. 9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 10. He rarely came to class and just told students, "Read the Book." 11. Some say He had His teach class. 12. He expelled His first two students. 13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top. 14. Although there were only 10 requirements, all students failed save His . 
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7/2/2006 7:06 am |
LOL .... that's rich. As someone who does scientific research, this cracks me up because it's so true! I especially love #9!
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Very good!! Not at all offensive! Ann
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7/2/2006 10:44 am |
Very funny...I'm sure God had a good laugh too. If He didn't have a sense of humor He wouldn't have created man.
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7/2/2006 12:44 pm |
Sylvester, Very funny...ROTFLMAO  Definitely not offensive!Thanks for the good belly laugh!  Take care and God Bless You, Love and Hugs~Pam  and  ~Pam & SunshinePain & suffering are inevititable, but misery is optional.
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