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boirdman 85M
1604 posts
11/18/2007 8:09 am

Last Read:
11/19/2007 7:34 am

Presents


Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really ticked-off. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

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Rocketship 80F
18615 posts
11/18/2007 11:41 am

Hi boird,
Absolutely tooooo funny!!!
Take care!


SpunkyLady56 72F

11/18/2007 1:53 pm



POOR ED!!