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boirdman 85M
1604 posts
2/3/2007 8:10 am

Last Read:
2/5/2007 11:39 am

Workings of the world..


Let's see if I understand
How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work...

he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer...

your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners...

you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman...

you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet and the passengers kill him instead... the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So if I die while my old wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer...

I want all of you to blame
Bill Gates...
Okay?

Archer62 83F
7108 posts
2/3/2007 9:45 am

Sure, boird
Will do, if I can find him. How much do you want for your heirs?


Lulu99 88F

2/3/2007 10:23 am

Squaaawwwkkk !!! You did it again ! LOL


mssassy1000 77F

2/3/2007 12:01 pm

    Quoting  :

That's the truth!!!!!!!!!!!