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A Worthy Cause? Dear Friends: I have the distinguished honor of being named to the committee to raise $500,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush. I am contacting you in hopes you will be willing to contribute to this noble cause. But first, a little about what the committee has been doing to date. We originally wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore until we discovered that there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, DC Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, decimated the well- being of the majority of the population while he was there, and did it all on someone else's money. Thank you. George W. Bush Monument Committee PS: The Committee has raised $1.35 so far, so please be generous. |
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Love it..... here's my 2 cents......RED Some believe in destiny, some believe in fate. I believe that happiness is something we create
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If you are lucky you may get $1.75... Ann
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for approx $10 more, you can go to the post office online and order up a book of stamps with his face on it. then lick, stick, mailed and ... cancelled.
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1/17/2007 5:04 pm |
Sorry to hear of your "lost" cause.
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1/18/2007 3:14 am |
I think it's wonderful that something is being done to commemorate this true American who has dedicated hisself to making America and Americans SAFE!!!!! To that end, you may sign me up for an enormous donation. Now, I don't HAVE any money, but I am going to make an EMERGENCY APPROPRIATION for this, as it is a pressing matter, and it makes no difference if I do or don't have sufficient funds to cover the amount that I am committing.....
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