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boirdman 85M
1604 posts
1/17/2007 8:39 am

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1/18/2007 11:12 am

A Worthy Cause?


Dear Friends:

I have the distinguished honor of being named to the committee
to raise $500,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush. I am
contacting you in hopes you will be willing to contribute to
this noble cause. But first, a little about what the committee
has been doing to date.

We originally wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore until we
discovered that there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington,
DC Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue
should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the
statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside
Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George could
never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Republican of all. He left not knowing where he was
going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he had been, decimated the well-
being of the majority of the population while he was there, and
did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you.

George W. Bush Monument Committee

PS: The Committee has raised $1.35 so far, so please be generous.

michianaredhead 74F
12642 posts
1/17/2007 8:59 am

Love it..... here's my 2 cents......RED

Some believe in destiny, some believe in fate. I believe that happiness is something we create


Abelle2 83F
31243 posts
1/17/2007 12:38 pm

If you are lucky you may get $1.75... Ann


drew2 76F
2784 posts
1/17/2007 12:57 pm

for approx $10 more, you can go to the post office online and order up a book of stamps with his face on it. then lick, stick, mailed and ... cancelled.


stpaulcindy 68F

1/17/2007 5:04 pm



Sorry to hear of your "lost" cause.


ackman1465 73M

1/18/2007 3:14 am

I think it's wonderful that something is being done to commemorate this true American who has dedicated hisself to making America and Americans SAFE!!!!!

To that end, you may sign me up for an enormous donation. Now, I don't HAVE any money, but I am going to make an EMERGENCY APPROPRIATION for this, as it is a pressing matter, and it makes no difference if I do or don't have sufficient funds to cover the amount that I am committing.....