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Dont blame the messenger.............haha Men strike back! Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's \bsexo?\b drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. ------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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1/15/2007 8:48 am |
So are you saying I should drink a LOT of beer and shave my head if I want to be sexy??? Ok well that is the ONLY comment I shall make to this! And the reason God created Woman 2nd is because he took one look at Adam and said I can do better!
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Boird, I like the first one best, it illustrates many men's attitudes toward women. Especially older men.
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1/15/2007 11:23 am |
Beeaird ... my only comment to this is "SQUAAAAAWWWWWWKKKK" ... LOL
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