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Rice-a-Roni and Legal Separation I often wondered why Rice-a-Roni and legal separation are often synonymous with one another. I knew my last marriage was in trouble when at night upon coming home from a hard day's work, my ex never failed to have a heaping bowl of Rice-a-Roni, which I detest, on the table awaiting to be devoured by me. This wasn't just a one time thing but this dish of disgusting rice and whatever else came in the packet which was included in it, was cooked by my ex every night. This went on nightly for about two weeks and then one day she was gone. It had happened before so I already knew the danger signals of impending freedom and my constitutional rights to balanced meals and drinking out of the milk carton anytime I wanted to without using a glass. I didn't have to watch idiotic television shows anymore like "Survivor" and " American Idol". No way. Just "Gunsmoke" and "Andy Griffin" and "guy movies" like "Total Recall" and "Debbie Does Dallas". I didn't have to shave every day either. And, a roll of toilet paper seemed to last forever. Being suddenly single again has alot of good points. It sure does. I really got my yaya's out and had a great time of me being me once more without all the pressures of my mate staring at me like I was a total moron. However, on down side, sleeping with the made me realize that you cannot replace human affection with anything other than the real thing. Even if the didn't snore or hog the quilt on cold nights. But a steady diet of Rice-a-Roni can push even the most dilligent of men to his limit. I don't care if it IS The San Francisco Treat. |
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