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Say what?????? We've all heard of Billy the , but did you ever hear of Billy the Adult? Of course none of us have. But he existed. You dern tootin' he did. Too tough an hombre for the Badlands, this here Billy lived in the Worselands and he certainly did live up to his name. He was the kind of fella what sold defective rifles and bad whiskey to the Indians. Then shoot a man just for snorin'. Looked like Festus on "Gunsmoke" but was more ornery and sneaky. Had his way with the ladies though. Yes sir. Miss Kitty, Belle Starr, Annie Oakley.The list goes on and on. Love em and leave em was his trademark. Never was one to leave his Stetson on one bedpost for too long. Not Billy the Adult. Nope. Just liked hanging around with the likes of the Over the Hill Gang and the Younger Brothers although he weren't too comfortable and fond with the hanging part. No necktie parties for ol' Billy. But Billy the Adult wasn't destined to be remembered as an infamous outlaw or bank robber. Somewhere along the line, he accidently ate some peyote cactus and had a vision which showed him the errors of his ways and he became a tent preacher and snake handler and a traveling flim flam fellow. This is a true story and isn't in any book but it's like Casey Stengal said, "you can look it up". I'm outta here. |
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