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Pleeeeeeze! Can I Kick Ben & Jerry in the BUTTer!!!!!!!! Mr. Joe and I started a Weight Control Program together. I applied to get into a research study for Weight Control and Joe followed suit. Joe got accepted and they told me that I have to wait until April and Maybe............... Heck Darn Blast and Other Words to that effect........... If I wait till April I will either weight too much or too little to be the program. I am opting for too little so It's Porky's Anonymous and the Slim Fast Program I go. I can't Stand Slim Fast Bars so I'm using Special K Bars instead. I started the Slim Fast Program the latter part of December and Joe is in the Research Weight Loss Study. So one way or the other - we are doing it together. Joe is losing it faster than me but that normal mode with Male versus Female Weight Loss. I'll get it off slowly and keep it off forever. Footnote...................Usually when I am depressed or dying of a broken heart, the first thing I want to do reach for the Ben and Jerry. Reading the Calorie and Fat Content is frightening. 350 calories per service with four servings in each containers. Can you eat JUST ONE serving out of a container of Ben and Jerry I sure can't! So the Last Week or So..........Ben and Jerry have been calling my name. Another Woman has been interfering with Me and My Joe. I cried, I wrote poetry and talked to my girlfriend but Left Ben and Jerry in the Store. VIRTUE OR VICE The Choice is Joe's He's Worth the Fight The Rival must move on and go Her Powers Annulled VIRTUE OR VICE Only True Love will make him Whole HOWEVER if the Rival want Ben & Jerry She's Welcome to Both of them.  Abracadabra  |
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