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starwomyn 70F
5258 posts
1/27/2022 2:07 pm

Last Read:
1/29/2022 4:16 am

The Clergy goes to Hawaii?!



Two priests decided go Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed a store and bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store & bought even more
outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.

Once again the two priests settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again, she nodded at each of them, said "good morning, Father" and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute lady.

"Yes?" she replied.

"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have know, how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"

GUESS WHAT SHE SAID …HA HA HA HA

The blonde turned around and replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Angela!"

- Hilarious or what!!?!! - LMAO



Abracadabra


starwomyn 70F
8872 posts
1/27/2022 2:09 pm



Abracadabra


Abelle2 83F
31227 posts
1/27/2022 5:19 pm

Hahahaha, yes I did laugh and loved the "story"


Hawkslayer 88M
13328 posts
1/27/2022 5:22 pm

I think I met that woman when I was taking my daily exercise on the beach one day.

It only takes a drop of ink to make a million people think. There are many stories.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
1/27/2022 9:12 pm

Eh....Ubiquitous religious hypocrisy ....


starwomyn 70F
8872 posts
1/27/2022 10:15 pm

    Quoting sparkleflit:
    Eh....Ubiquitous religious hypocrisy ....
There is nothing wrong with a priest wearing loud colors and I've been at church services at a nudist resort. In fact, I was married at a nudist resort and the minister officiating the wedding wore no pants.

Abracadabra


Maudie1 74F
8151 posts
1/27/2022 11:22 pm

Thanks for the Star. I enjoyed that one.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
1/28/2022 1:07 am

    Quoting starwomyn:
    There is nothing wrong with a priest wearing loud colors and I've been at church services at a nudist resort. In fact, I was married at a nudist resort and the minister officiating the wedding wore no pants.
The people in your "joke" are Catholic priests and a nun....They have sworn to a life of celibacy.....and a nun has to wear her habit in public...


Nileyears 71F
4208 posts
1/28/2022 2:59 pm

That was great Star!!

I see someone still has no sense of humor, it must be a sad life to be such a sour puss.