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Fishing with The Monticello -Three Date Rule !!!!! When I go fishing in the Pond - I tell them upfront that I have a Three Date/Monticello Rule. It screens out the players real fast. So Yesterday, I went to Monticello to hike the Monticello/Saunders Trail and also did some hiking on the Secluded Farm Trail too. I started the trail about elevenish. I've pretty much concluded that Blue Ridge Country is my Medicine Wheel. I love it here. But Dang! When they say there are Plenty Of Fish in that pond, they are not kidding. So yesterday, I lured an Aries who agreed to meet me on the hiking trail at 1 pm. I had reached the end of the trail when I got the call from the Aries on my cell phone. So I headed back and told him that I would meet him in the middle. He asked if I wore a skirt and the color of my underwear. Dang! A few weeks ago, I wore a skirt to hike the mountain to the West Lawn at Monticello. It was raining. It's not practical at all. This time I opted to wear blue jeans and I did wear a pair of lacey orange sting bikini underwear under them. I suggested to the ARIES that perhaps HE should be the one to wear a skirt on the hiking trail and advised him of my three date/Monticello Rule. I'm the Female and I get to make the rules. Heh Heh Heh!!!!!! I finally met him when I was about a half mile from the Monticello side of the trail. That man is a SLOW walker. He suggested that he is fond of his wee wee and likes to exercise it quite frequently. When we reached the Monticello Parking Lot, we were heading for our prospective cars. Once again, I advised him of the three date/Monticello Rule. "Thank you for walking a half Mile to Monticello but you ain't getting three dates. Hasta La Vista! Mr. Aries" I like Mr. Leo a WHOLE LOT BETTER!!! So next week, I am doing the Secluded Farm Trails on my own. Life on Life's Terms.  Abracadabra  |
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that guy sounds like an idiot; there may be lots of fish but are they worth catching? Abracadabra
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3/28/2009 9:00 pm |
ROFL ... I would have said "not wearing any" and "you're not getting any" Time to fish in another pond. 
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I have been running around in the woods for years with no problems other than getting lost a few times and hoping that the bears don't find me. Now I make sure that I carry extra batteries for my GPS, It's not likely that I will get lost on the Monticello-Saunders Trail. Abracadabra
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ROFL ... I would have said "not wearing any" and "you're not getting any" Time to fish in another pond. Abracadabra
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3/29/2009 8:29 am |
that guy sounds like an idiot; there may be lots of fish but are they worth catching? thecatsmeoww The longest journey made in your life is from your head to your heart."
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