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starwomyn 70F
5429 posts
3/13/2009 3:23 am

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3/18/2009 10:24 pm

Celebrating Lent with Mr. Semper Fi

When I first started working at Sam's Club as a Cashier, I was worried about my People and Money Skills but it turns out that I am doing just fine on both of them.

So Yesterday, some Catholic Ladies came to my register with a FlatBed full of Catfish. St. Jude's Church from Louisa is celebrating Lent with a Fish Fry every Friday during Lent.

So I mentioned that I have a date Friday with this really buff Marine Guy from Louisa. Perhaps we should go to the Fish Fry. "Absolutely, in fact if he comes in Uniform, we'll feed him for free."

Woo Hoo! I've got a date with Mr. Semper Fi but he don't know it yet.

So I got home and gave him a call.

"Yo Mr. Semper Fi! I've been telling some of the women at St. Judes about how georgous you are. They want you to wear your uniform on Friday Night, Check You Out and they'll feed you for free."

"Dang, I don't think I can even Fit in that Uniform anymore." Mr. Semper Fi relies.

"Not to worry, I am sure you look just fine even without the Uniform," the Star responses.

It just so happens that Mr. Semper Fi lives just about 500 feet from St. Judes so we are going there tonight so that all those women can "Check Him Out."

What I didn't tell Mr. Semper Fi is ............

that all these women who are checking him out are NUNS.



Abracadabra


ChardinLady 81F

3/13/2009 6:27 am

How neat! Star, you are such a delight! There should be a TV show based on your life and adventures. You ALWAYS seem to rise to the "high side" of life! I hope all of your hopes and dreams are realized ten times over!


Abelle2 83F
31244 posts
3/13/2009 7:03 am

Hahahahahaha Enjoy the fish fry. hahahahaha


Maudie1 74F
8151 posts
3/13/2009 8:18 am

Star, that will make their day.


thecatsmeoww 71F

3/13/2009 10:22 am

    Quoting  :

Not only that but in fact they can present him with a challenge.. We all know some want what they know they cannot have?

On a more positive note have fun Star..

thecatsmeoww

The longest journey made in your life is from your head to your heart."


Robyn5 83F

3/13/2009 11:26 am

Hi Star, Dogman is right, nuns have fantasies too. I knew a nun who used to looked after alcoholics, she said the hugs were greatYou are certainly living life to the full surrounded by nuns. Oh God, now I've heard it all. Enjoy your night.


YOUMISSME 89F

3/13/2009 2:05 pm

LOL