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WOMEN BEWARE !!!!!!! This information has been personally verified by me...LOL....take whatever extra precautions necessary,so this does not happen to you.... Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well,read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend,this one is not. It's happening every day.!!!!!!! My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was that quick. I went to sleep in my body & woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal.Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had beem minr for years.?? Whose thighs were these & what happened to mine..??...I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.Finally, hurt & angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans & Sheer Energy pantyhose.....LOL Then,just when my guard was down,the thieves struck again.!!!! My butt was next...LOL I knew it was the same gang,because they took pains to match my new butt( at least 3" lower than the original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier.....Now my rear complemented my legs,lump for lump.....Frantic,I prayed long skirts would stay in fashion...LOL It was 2 years ago when I realised my arms had been switched.One morning I was fixing my hair & I watched horrified but facinated, as the flesh on my upper arms swung to & fro with the motion of the hairbrush.....UUUGGGHHHHH This was really getting scarey.My body was being replaced one section at a time.....how clever & fiendish....  Age..?? Age had nothing to do with it.....age is supposed to greep up,unnoticed....something like maturity.!!!!! NO,....I was being attacked repeatedly & without warning. Un dispair,I gave up my T-shirts.. What could they do to me next..????? My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the xmas turkey it now resembled. I CAN'T TAKE ON THE MEDICAL PROFESSION BY MYSELF That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using.......you KNOW where they are getting those replacement bits,don't you..???...LOL The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted",look again....WAS IT LIFTED FROM YOU..??? I think I finally found my thighs....& I hope CINDY CRAWFORD paid a really good price for them..!!!!! This is happening to women in every town every night...WARN YOUR FRIENDS...LOL P.S....I must say that last year, I thought someone had stolen my breasts......I was lying in bed & noticed they were gone....YIPES....I jumped out of bed & was relieved to see that they had just been under my armpits while I slept...PHEWWWWW....now I keep them hidden...tucked away in my waistband....LOL Take care...stay happy...cheers....chikky... 
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5/2/2006 5:21 am |
The very same thing happened to me too. Good blog LOL
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This is funny and oh so true!! hahahaha Ann
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5/2/2006 5:56 am |
Chikky, This is just hilarious, I know where you are coming from  !My friend and I were talking about this very subject last Friday. The sands have shifted here by leaps and bounds  !Great Post God Bless you, Hugs and Smiling~Pam   and  ~Pam & SunshinePain & suffering are inevititable, but misery is optional.
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5/2/2006 5:57 am |
Thank you so much for the laugh this morning....how true that is....mine were stolen about 5 year ago and gosh I sure miss the old ones and hate the new replacement parts...... Carol"Love One Another, As I Have Loved You" Luke 22:1-38; John 13
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5/2/2006 6:48 am |
Cute way of accepting the aging process!
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5/19/2006 6:24 pm |
Too funny, Chris! Wonderful way of letting us all know what a man could expect if you and he should ever get ermmm personal, rofl. You go, girl, you're a hoot! And to all those men in SFF who have now crossed you out of their little black books: get your mind above your navel and appreciate the delicious openness of an honest woman's mind (he says while sadly chucking last year's jeans in the St Vinnie's bin because they inexplicably have shrunk in the waist, lol).
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