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Friday's Giggles.. Scott hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter on your toast for the rest of your life...... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!.....she was gone! After Scott recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Dave, where are you?" Dave yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Scott shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Dave; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING"  ___________ Find the humor each day holds.... Gina |
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8/18/2006 4:05 am |
No butter is bad enough, I hear all the guys say. But no ?? LOL. Good one Gina 
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Hahahahahaha This is hilarious!!!  Ann
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8/18/2006 6:27 am |
Thanks for a good laugh to get my very long and difficult work day off to a better start!!! "I may not do great things, but I can do small things with great love." Mother Theresa 
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8/24/2006 3:56 pm |
U know this is so much like me.I laughed so hard that I hurt.Thanks for the pain! Rick
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