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Today's humor... Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life." The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up. "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man. "Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocker." __________________________________ Hmmm Moony.. so that is what that corner chair is all about!! Ahhh.. the naughty chair..  Have a great day all! Smile  .. it's a brand new day today!Gina  ___________ Find the humor each day holds.... Gina |
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8/7/2006 4:11 am |
Love it! 
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I love to wake up laughing...this is funny!  Ann
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8/7/2006 5:41 am |
hehehehehehehehehehe yep....that my girl LMAO here! YIPPEE! she is back welcome home Gina We missed you so much! and you know just how much I love a good giggle! ok, straight to the naughty rocking chair for you sister! giggles moony
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8/7/2006 9:53 am |
Bet that shut him up. What a gal.
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