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JOKE: The Mistress.. A husband  and wife  were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when thisabsolutely stunning  young woman comes over to their table,gives the husband a big  open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later  and walks away.The wife glares  at her husband and says, "Who was that?"   "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."  "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had  enough, I want a divorce!""I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no  more shopping trips to Paris, no morewintering in the Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm."Who's that woman with Jack?" asks the wife."That's his mistress," says her husband."Ours is prettier,"   she replies.
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I think the woman needs a mistress too Abracadabra 
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Good one Donald!  Ann
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5/11/2006 7:37 am |
Wise woman! she knew what side her bread was buttered on.
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