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The_Donald_Too 78M
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5/1/2006 12:16 am

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5/1/2006 6:59 pm

Hu's On First? A VERY, VERY funny George W. joke - Trust me...

According to a leaked transcript of a White House meeting, the following discussion took place as President Bush and Condoleezza Rice prepared for the visit of Chinese President, Hu Jintao:

President Bush: Well, you know I’ve never met the Chinese President, so you’ll have to tell me his name.

Condoleezza Rice: Hu’s the President.

Bush: That’s what I want to find out.

Rice: I said, Hu’s the President.

Bush: Wait a minute. Are you the Secretary of State?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: And you don’t know the fellow’s name?

Rice: I do.

Bush: Well, who’s the President?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: I mean the fellow’s name.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The President of China!

Rice: Hu!

Bush: The guy coming here to visit.

Rice: Hu’s coming to visit.

Bush: I want to know that!

Rice: Hu’s the guy.

Bush: What are you talking about?

Rice: (James) Watt worked for President Reagan. I’m talking about Hu.

Bush: This is becoming a major headache.

Rice: Major was Prime Minister of Great Britain. This meeting is strictly a bilateral matter.

Bush: Forget it. I need to take a shit ... ah!

Rice: Takeshita was Prime Minister of Japan.

Bush: Hamana-hamana-hamana



Abelle2 83F
31259 posts
5/1/2006 5:56 am

Sorta like...Who's on first?


Abelle2 83F
31259 posts
5/1/2006 8:37 am

hahahaha well the other who's on first!