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The_Donald_Too asks: WHO SAYS SENIORS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?? Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious  ORANGE-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6" ), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.  LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried  fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath NOT  a problem. SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type,  let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.  WINNING SMILE:  Active grandmother with original teeth  seeking a dedicated flosser to share RARE steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. BEATLES OR STONES?  I still like to ROCK,  still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights, and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy CHICK, or are now a groovy HEN, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.  MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.  If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves and wears LARGE glasses.  Isn't in running condition, but walks well. 
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Funny!
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2/28/2006 4:26 am |
post16799 ] donald more like Suddenly Senior site you've been on..thats where i found those jokes,,ha,ha,ha.. )): lynxQ10
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2/28/2006 9:45 am |
Yes, funny stuff ..... darn, getting old sounds so much more fun now ... LOL
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3/1/2006 4:12 am |
I love the way you think Donald, warped sense of humour goes a long way.
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