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ONLY IN "BAMA" A Guntersville, Alabama post office was evacuated this week for a "chemical spill" after an unknown substance was discovered on several packages. The Hazmat team found 12-15 packages covered in the substance. Three employees were treated after coming into contact with the unknown chemical, which was originally believed to contain methanol. Investigators later discovered the source of the ooze was a bottle of K-Y Intense Arousal gel, which spokesman Tony Robinson said contains ingredients used "to intensify sensation." Postal officials didn't say exactly where the package of personal lubricant was headed, but said it was sent to someone "in the entertainment industry." Robinson said that they will follow their usual policy and contact the sender with friendly advice on how to better secure their packages to prevent future incidents.   the older the girl, the harder it is blow smoke up her azz, quote 2 1/2 men  |
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Wonder if the address of the receiver was 1600 PA Avenue? There is more entertaining going on there than running this country. . The beginning of life, conception..
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My mail is taking longer than it should. I've been waiting for an order to come from a company selling seasonings for a dinner I wanted to serve my family. The ad said "Spice up your nights" If they hadn't said it that way, I wouldn't have realized it was for an evening meal, because I always considered jelly to be something one puts on breakfast toast. So I decided to try it on my next dinner party. The company is located in Kentucky (KY) so I didn't think it would take so long to arrive. And then finally when it did, it was leaking a bunch of goo and the post office had put a sticker on it saying that they received it in that damaged condition. And to top it all off, it tasted horrible on my lamb filets! I suggest you never buy food or food ingredients off the web! GBU all, Gavin.
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My mail is taking longer than it should. I've been waiting for an order to come from a company selling seasonings for a dinner I wanted to serve my family. The ad said "Spice up your nights" If they hadn't said it that way, I wouldn't have realized it was for an evening meal, because I always considered jelly to be something one puts on breakfast toast. So I decided to try it on my next dinner party. The company is located in Kentucky (KY) so I didn't think it would take so long to arrive. And then finally when it did, it was leaking a bunch of goo and the post office had put a sticker on it saying that they received it in that damaged condition. And to top it all off, it tasted horrible on my lamb filets! I suggest you never buy food or food ingredients off the web! GBU all, Gavin.   the older the girl, the harder it is blow smoke up her azz, quote 2 1/2 men
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