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funomenal 72M
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1/29/2013 12:51 pm

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2/13/2013 9:31 pm

Tell him his earrings aren't real gold


A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs... A green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."


the older the girl, the harder it is blow smoke up her azz, quote 2 1/2 men


Brightsmile201 57F

1/29/2013 1:59 pm

lollollolol........I better stop laughing so much because folks will know that ...I know how the green spots got there. Thanks for this it is the best laugh I had all day.

I will choose faith over fear.