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funomenal 72M
810 posts
1/8/2010 5:10 pm

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1/11/2010 7:53 pm

Well equipped?


Santos and his wife, Jeeto, went on vacation to a resort. One morning, Santos came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. Jeeto decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started reading a book she had brought with her.

Along comes a guard in his boat - pulls up alongside and asks, "What are you doing out here?"
Jeeto replies, "I`m just reading a book."
"Well, ma`am, this is a restricted area," he says.
Then, he sees all the fishing equipment in the boat and continues, "You can`t fish here, ma`am."
To which she replies, "I`m not fishing. I`m merely sitting here reading my book."
"But you have all this equipment, I will have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with ."

"Why...I didnt even touch you."
"No, you haven`t, but you have all the equipment..."


the older the girl, the harder it is blow smoke up her azz, quote 2 1/2 men


Lulu99 88F

1/9/2010 10:10 am

LOL ... Cute !


missioncontrol 76F

1/10/2010 2:31 pm

She looked.


I'm looking to the future and it's out of sight,
only in the end shall I take flight.