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A blonde PIRATE JOKE! A blonde pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the blonde pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm just fine now." "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" "Well we were kinda in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a nasty little sword fight. And Me poor little hand was cut off. I had to get fitted with a hook. But I'm fine,now I really am." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop?" " Well, you know it Was my first day with the hook." __________________ 
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8/28/2006 2:46 pm |
Moony, Welcome back Little One, I missed you! LOL  HILARIOUS LOLLove and Hugs~Pam   and  ~Pam & SunshinePain & suffering are inevititable, but misery is optional.
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Oh gosh Moony this is a real laugh out loud one!!  Ann
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8/29/2006 4:36 am |
Groan....omg....I laughed anyway. I'm not really blonde you know.
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8/29/2006 10:12 am |
"yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!" if that is the captain. lol
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