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WOMEN'S LANGUAGE DECODED....women 101 WORD: Fine...this is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about, but we need to shut you up. WORD: Five Minutes...This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last, or the 5 minutes before you take out the trash, so we feel this is an even trade off. WORD: Nothing...this means Something and you should be on your toes. Nothing, is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has, when she wants to turn you inside out, or upside down. Nothing, usually signifies and argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". WORD: Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows) this is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end up with the word "Fine". WORD: Loud Sigh...this is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment in time, and wonders why she is wasting time arguing with you over "Nothing". WORD: Soft Sigh...again, not a word, but a verbal statement nonetheless, "Soft Sigh's" are one of the few things men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to keep her content. WORD: That's Okay...this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow, which we already know is trouble. At some point in the near future you are going to be in mighty big trouble. WORD: Please Do...this is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to explain, so be careful and you should not get a "That's Okay". WORD: Thanks...She is thanking you, do not faint, just say you're welcome. WORD: Thanks a Lot...much different, she says this when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be very careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh". She will only tell you "Nothing". Well Gentlemen, now that we are all clear about decoding women's language, feel free to go out onto the internet and make contact. Good Luck! giggles moony 
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4/21/2006 4:59 pm |
A WORD? THE MOON. FOR WHAT? BECAUSE IT POPULATES AND FEEDS MY DREAM OF CHILD: A PRETTY HORSE, THEY ARE JORGE... AND BEST...NOT HAS DRAGON... WHAT IT HAS IS ONLY: ONE PRINCE AND A PRINCESS   korabrasil  *Pretty text YOU offered, moon2u
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You nailed it Moony!! hahaha Ann
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4/21/2006 8:39 pm |
Obviously you know nothing about men. We only need one answer to the contrary..."Whatever"..
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4/22/2006 12:02 pm |
The human being, is something so complex (is not FREUD?) that "with much pride" we do not know NOTHING ON NOTHING! School of the Life...Perpetual Learning... "I only know that nothing I know" korabrasil
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