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LetsDoIt55 74M
47 posts
8/25/2006 1:29 am

Last Read:
8/28/2006 3:56 pm

Lost Wife


Two guys, one decrepit and frail and the other, a young man, are pushing their carts around Home Depot. By accident, they collide.

The decrepit guy says to the young man, "Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young man says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm becoming concerned."

The decrepit and frail guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a blue halter-top with white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Getts 83M

8/25/2006 4:51 am

I think I saw her on isle six down by the plumbing....lol


Abelle2 83F
31244 posts
8/25/2006 5:13 am

Cute!! Shows, we are never too old to "look". Ann


Maudie50 74F

8/25/2006 1:51 pm

I like it.