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LetsDoIt55 74M
47 posts
8/21/2006 2:19 pm

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2/28/2007 7:33 am

To My Dear Wife


My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18. As a successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.

dotty361 76F

8/21/2006 5:35 pm

whoa......... lol this one its to funny wtg


Abelle2 83F
31243 posts
8/21/2006 6:32 pm

Hahahahahaha Good math!! Ann


Getts 83M

8/21/2006 7:03 pm

Never give a woman a calculator.