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Darter50516 66M
5669 posts
6/6/2022 6:18 am
Bag Boy



When I was a …
…I worked as a bag boy in a southern supermarket (Publix).


As one of the busiest stores, we were chosen to test making fresh squeezed juice in the store at customers’ request.



As a social person, this sounded like a pretty cool job so I asked my manager if I could get some shifts on the juice machine.


Unfortunately, it wasn’t possible because baggers can’t be juicers


Darter50516 66M
3857 posts
6/6/2022 6:22 am

yep......... it's Monday morning...........Cloudy Rainy..... 62 F....17 C have to run into my office a moment and buy some envelopes and stamps. We have the oats & grass seed sown just in time rain about every day this week... Hay bailed too. Sometimes you just luck out.


Hungr4Yungr 75M
803 posts
6/6/2022 7:40 am

It's sad about the unwritten rule that baggers can't be juicers, but now that you have your own juicer, you can make all you want. LOL!


Hungr4Yungr 75M
803 posts
6/6/2022 7:43 am

It's Monday morning, was really foggy, but now is mostly cloudy, 51F, NW 5 mph, RH 93%. We had a total of 0.3" of rain over the past couple days. Barely enough to settle the dust. We have 30% thunder chance over the next few late afternoons.


Hungr4Yungr 75M
803 posts
6/6/2022 7:45 am

    Quoting Darter50516:
    yep......... it's Monday morning...........Cloudy Rainy..... 62 F....17 C have to run into my office a moment and buy some envelopes and stamps. We have the oats & grass seed sown just in time rain about every day this week... Hay bailed too. Sometimes you just luck out.
Be careful if you are driving into town. It is great to hear that JD got the farming work completed just ahead of the rain. Now he can take a break and fix the machines. LOL!


StarCandy1 69F
1811 posts
6/6/2022 7:54 am

Hmmm I'm taking that as a joke like.... baggers can't be juicers
beggers can't be choosers ??????


Darter50516 66M
3857 posts
6/6/2022 8:42 am

    Quoting Hungr4Yungr:
    It's sad about the unwritten rule that baggers can't be juicers, but now that you have your own juicer, you can make all you want. LOL!
My juicer is a pain in the paatoot to use.... You must quarter each apple before it will fit.


Darter50516 66M
3857 posts
6/6/2022 8:45 am

    Quoting Hungr4Yungr:
    It's Monday morning, was really foggy, but now is mostly cloudy, 51F, NW 5 mph, RH 93%. We had a total of 0.3" of rain over the past couple days. Barely enough to settle the dust. We have 30% thunder chance over the next few late afternoons.
Just got home from town got my car muddy on the gravel road. gonna start painting a different finish on the Dining set... get that done and get on with life.


Darter50516 66M
3857 posts
6/6/2022 8:47 am

    Quoting Hungr4Yungr:
    Be careful if you are driving into town. It is great to hear that JD got the farming work completed just ahead of the rain. Now he can take a break and fix the machines. LOL!
He's out in the shop. What he's up to... not a clue Putting together some chicken noodle soup for lunch since it is so chilly outside.


Darter50516 66M
3857 posts
6/6/2022 8:48 am

    Quoting StarCandy1:
    Hmmm I'm taking that as a joke like.... baggers can't be juicers
    beggers can't be choosers ??????
Yes ma'am...... ***with a tip of the hat *** you just hit the nail on the head!


MrsJoe 76F
17400 posts
6/6/2022 3:18 pm

I read this and thought, "what?".... then it slowly dawned on me.... a real groaner!

Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


Darter50516 66M
3857 posts
6/6/2022 9:09 pm

    Quoting MrsJoe:
    I read this and thought, "what?".... then it slowly dawned on me.... a real groaner!
It takes a moment............... then when it dawns on you........... Arrrrrggggg!


Maudie1 74F
8151 posts
6/7/2022 2:37 am

Morning Darter, I got the joke the second time around, slow on the uptake ya see.


Darter50516 66M
3857 posts
6/7/2022 7:48 am

    Quoting Maudie1:
    Morning Darter, I got the joke the second time around, slow on the uptake ya see.
Every now and then there are days like that..... just go with the flow !