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Chaos and the Dancing Star 3/29/2006 Anais Nin: We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in o 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
sPellCheck the sPeLL On yOu 3/29/2006 Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling improvised quote by Samual Clemmons For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be relapsed either b 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
nEw AnD ImprOved speLL chEckEr!!!! 3/29/2006 Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
The speLL checker On yOu 3/29/2006 Thomas Jefferson: Take care that you never spell a word wrong. Always before you write a word, consider how it is spelled, and, if you do not remember, turn to a dictionary. It produces great 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
i BEG TO DIFFER 3/29/2006 Algernon Black Why not let people differ about their answers to the great mysteries of the Universe? Let each seek one's own way to the highest, to one's own sense of supreme loyalty in life, 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Brown Bottle Flu Adventures 3/28/2006 Mr. Tennessee man was pulled over by the Mississippi City Kitty for speeding. The Blonde City Kitty stepped out of her patrol car, adjusted her sunglasses, and swaggered up to the Mr. Tennessee's w 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
Brew with Tomato Juice at the Honeydoo Tavern 3/28/2006 The Tennessee man entered the Missouri Honeydoo tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double budweiser brew with Tomato Juice on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his sh 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
I Put The Spell Checker on You!!!! 3/28/2006 I said "Watch out! I ain't lyin', yeah! I ain't gonna take none of your trash talkin Fibs and Bullyin' around; You better stop the things that you're doin'. I ain't gonna take none of yo 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
Healing Tears 3/28/2006 Most Air Signs - Gemini - Libra - Aquarius are not comfortable with emotions. . Sorrow is the Lover's Emotional State for expressing sadness. The Loss of a Dream is 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
Overheard at the Honey Doo Tavern 3/26/2006 The Number One Man from Tennessee quotes "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex." "Duct tape won't fix that." "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken." Give me the small bag of pork rinds." 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
The City and Country of Cyberland 3/26/2006 We can keep disagreeable folks out of our blogs and iggie them in the chats - That must be the country in Cyblerland. There are other areas where the city is predominant. “ 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
All Things to All People" 3/26/2006 Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would be Romeo, asked, "What type of man attracts you?" "I've always been drawn to Native Americ 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ode To Number One Man At The Honeydoo Resort 3/26/2006 The resort is Clothing Optional and a bachelerette Party is in Progress. The entertainment as arrived. The Dancing man with a ten gallon hat, cowboy boots, a big fluffy towel and a smile. The 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
Experience 3/26/2006 By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. Confucius Marriages 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Seventh Crown of a Seventh Crown Chakra 3/25/2006 The crown chakra AKA seventh chakra, is associated with the color violet or White. The Chakra allows us to be beome in touch with our higher selves and inner communications with our spiritual natu 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
Keys! Keys! Where are the Keys! 3/25/2006 Have you ever done this! There is someplace that you absolutely to be and misplace the keys. 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
Uplifting others 3/24/2006 Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, ''Make me feel important.'' Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in l 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
King of the HoneyDoo Tavern 3/23/2006 You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such a power might be given to the gods, but it was not given to women and men, and that was probably a good thi 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
Honeydoo List for Masculine Persons 3/23/2006 Man's Honey Do List Make the beds-- Yeah Sure! It's only going to get messed up again. Forget that one - Mop kitchen floor-- Pour bacon grease on the floor and let the 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
Spotted Owls get Rich at the HoneyDoo Tavern 3/23/2006 There was a fundraiser for the spotted owls at the HoneyDoo Tavern. It was an auction for a picnic by the river and a day of romance with a masculine person for a . The males showed up on the st 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Honeydoo Tavern 3/23/2006 Revenge is the naked idol of the worship of a semi-barbarous age. Percy Bysshe Shelley A Better alternative is to dip those disagreeabl 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
Creator Listens 3/23/2006 So, how do your prayers sound? Are they sort of conditional in that you say to Creator, I will do this and that and the other thing if you make this one thing happen for me? Is 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
Mistake Versus Experience 3/23/2006 Learn from mistakes versus experiences. . Classifying a mistake as an experience puts a whole different prospective on it [B... 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
cOOkie for nOOkie :D 3/23/2006 Cowards are cruel, but the brave love mercy and delight to save thus says John DeGay It's "NEW-SPRUNG DAYLIGHT"[/SIZ... 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
Lauderdale County Facility, Turkey Guts, and Honey 3/22/2006 The Number One Man at the Lauderdale County Facility and His Honey happily resides in their abode at the facility for many years. The only thing Honey objected to was himself's habit of farting 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
BullyPolice 3/22/2006 Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life, but define yourself.” Harvey S. Firestone quotes [ 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
Chakra Balance Starts At the Heart 3/22/2006 Chakras are energy fields that are found within the Aura. When balancing the Chakras, it is best to start at the heart Chakra. A clearing of the heart chakra will improve the interaction of all 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
Success and Acheiver 3/22/2006 Success is not measured by what you accomplish but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds."... 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ode to Bully and GG Article 3/22/2006 Progress is opting to NOT read the Disagreeable article and picking up vile, negetive Energy.......... PAGE 66 OF THE big book A life that includes deep resentment only leads to fur 0 Comments, 205 Views, 0 Votes | |
Beyond the 13th Step 3/22/2006 Step 13: examine my life story and my addiction (and codependency) in the context of role in a patriarchal, capitalistic system. The Issue of Soul ought not be defined by the dicates of a 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
step seven to twelve 3/22/2006 Step 7: Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. Willingness to ask for help.ep Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and becoming willing t 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
dealing with oppressive forces 3/22/2006 We need to overcome the tendency towards collusion with oppressive forces that invalidate our truth. In this patriarchal society, this is especially true for women and minorities. 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
steps one through six 3/22/2006 We admitted we were powerless over (alcohol, food, co-dependency, etc.) -- that our lives had become unmanageable. We admitted we had a problem and that we were squandering our power. 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
Amends Step doesn't mean I'm sorry 3/22/2006 Amends Step Making a List of folks We Have Harmed & folks Who Have Harmed Us & Take Steps to Clear Out Negative Energy by Making Amends & Sharing Grievances in a Respectful 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
Great Grandfather Creator 3/22/2006 Great Grandfather Creator and Mother Gaea Grant me Guidance to Discover Within ... S... 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
Grant me Guidance 3/22/2006 Great Grandfather Creator and Mother Gaea Grant me Guidance to Discover Within ... Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, Courage to Change the Things I Can, & Wisdom to Know 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
Seeking Out 3/22/2006 A Wise Man or Woman Seeks Out Situations, Jobs & People who Affirm Intelligence, Perceptions & Self~Worth & Avoid People who are Hurtful, Harmful, or Demeaning. HIGH ACHIEVER [/SIZE... 0 Comments, 201 Views, 0 Votes | |
HIGH ACHIEVER 3/21/2006 "Success is not measured by what you accomplish but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds." Oris 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Argument -The Woman is Always Right!!!! 3/21/2006 A man and woman were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error. "I'll admit I'm wrong, " the woman told the man in a 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
Reistiing Wrong 3/20/2006 To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. Carrie Chapman Catt Civil Disobediance - THe easier path is not 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
Written Laws verus Unwritten Customs 3/20/2006 No written law has ever been more binding than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion. Carrie Chapman Catt (1859-1947) Speech at the Senate hearing on wo 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
Cautious, careful people 3/20/2006 Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputation and social standing, never can bring about a reform. Those who are really in earnest must be wi 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
Useful Phases 3/20/2006 1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3) I don't know what your pro 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
Educational Opportunities for the Male Gender 3/20/2006 Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each. Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
Affirmation to Find A Lover 3/20/2006 You need a basket full of Rose Petals and Bay Leaves - Build a fire and focus on the lover of yours hearts desire - Toss the petals and leaves in the fire with the affirmation Fire 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
Chakra Balancing and Cleansing the Aura 3/20/2006 Root Chakra Red Naval Chakra Orange COLOR orange]SolarPlex Chakra Yellow Heart Chakra - Green Throa... 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
gENders 3/19/2006 Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. I 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
You know your from ALASKA when.... 3/16/2006 You know your from ALASKA when.... - You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - The mosquito 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
The #1 with his #1 Fan at the Honey Doo Tavern 3/16/2006 The Number One Fan of the Number One Man from Tennessee man a wild date, He needed $$$$$$ fast so make some $18 bills with his computer m 0 Comments, 338 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ides of March - Hasta La Vista Julius C.... 3/15/2006 Shakespeare made famous this ancient Roman date–the Ides of March. Beware of the Ides of March - The Soothsayer Told Mr. Ceasar who didn't listen and met his demise that day. Als 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
Excellence Versus Perfection 3/15/2006 Strive for excellence, not perfection. H. Jackson Brown Jr., O Magazine, December 2003 It is wise to not beat ourselves up nor allow others to beat us up because we are not perfect. Pro 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
literature and journalism 3/15/2006 But what is the difference between literature and journalism? ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all. Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Critic as Artist, 1891 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
Java Heaven At the B & N Bookmobile 3/15/2006 I went to the B&N booksmobile and asked the salesclerk, "Where's the self-help section?" He said if he told me, it would defeat the purpose. Dah! Okay, I'll find my own book but 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
Etiquettes 3/14/2006 Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. Clarence Thomas (1948 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
reputation 3/14/2006 There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest en, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by t 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
Selfishness 3/14/2006 Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde God Grant Me the Wisdone to accept the things I cannont change (OTHER PEOP 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
Always forgive your enemies 3/14/2006 Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde Treat them with the same love - tolerance and patience that you would cheerfully grant a sick friend. 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
Stood Up 3/14/2006 It used to be very upsetting when I was stood up for a date but now it doesn't upset me at all. I have a great time on my date regardless of rather the date shows up or not. I can go to the theat 0 Comments, 210 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Frog Wants $$$$$$$ 3/14/2006 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
Alone Versus Loneliness 3/14/2006 It is important to be okay alone because another person will not feel the void if you are not okay within yourself. Two people who are happy within themselves will be happy with another. 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ode to A Magnificent Man 3/13/2006 If he were a star in the sky, he would make the face of heaven so fine that all would be in love with night. V8 Juice by any other name would taste just as Salty - but a kiss by a star would make 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
Civil Disobediance and Horary Dreams 3/13/2006 The City is Los Angeles. The year is 1975. Leader of the Woman's Spirituality Movement, Z Budapest was arrested for doing a tarot card reading for an undercover policelady. She lost the case but wo 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
Passionate Encounters with Chocolate Chip Cookies and Cucumber Sandwiches 3/13/2006 Chocolate especially in cookies is a major league aphrodisiac. There is nothing more exotic than dipping a Chocolate Chip Cookie into a fragrant cup of Java and the sensual combination slowly melt 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
Webs Cams and Guys 3/13/2006 What is it about webcams and guys What could they possible want to see My Hazel Green Eyes - My Bright Shiny Smile Laughter, Intellegences - My tealight candles and magickal crystals. The Histo 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
Redirecting the Hurt into another Passion 3/13/2006 The Artist Beatrice Wood was hurting because of a broken love affair. She was in a antique store looking at Fine China. She decided to make a Teapot to go with the China. The Artist took a pott 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
Loving What You Do? 3/13/2006 “My mother said to me, If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk you'll end up as the pope. Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso. --Pablo Picasso Neve 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
Miracle or Coinsidence 3/13/2006 "Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature." quoted by Lewis, C. S. Miracle or Coincidence? Perhaps both! Money has never grown on a tree for me but quite often if I really ne 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
Choosing Your Battles Carefully 3/13/2006 "When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
12 Ways to Communicate with God per Astrolgical Signs 3/12/2006 ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!" TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET." GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are y 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
Good House Keeper 3/12/2006 Once the woman's divorce was final, she went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have her maiden name reinstated on her driver's license. "Will there be any change of add 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
$$$$ From the Judge 3/12/2006 Judge: "Well, Sir, I have reviewed this case and I've decided to give your wife $775.00 a week." Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
Cigars for the Judge 3/12/2006 A woman was in a messy divorce involving large sums of money was talking to her lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now, " said the lawyer. "Would it help if 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
Financial REalities 3/11/2006 In the Lakoda tradition, a man's wealth is not measured by what he owns but by what he gives away. Cycles of changes - scarity and abundance are normal. Releasing will relinquish the fear of sc 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
Naga the Ghost 3/11/2006 Naga is the one you choose not to see. Caught, trapped, unable to change because Naga is without recognition. Unloved, Unnurtured, unseen, Powerless to move on without help. Love Guidance Atte 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
Nurturing the Fire withIn 3/11/2006 Good emotional health requires growth by ing to experience new things, learning, test ourselves, and being stimulated both mentally and physically. When we deny ourselves the opportunity to gr 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
Heriophant Qualities for a First Date 3/11/2006 Evolved Realist, practical, stable, down to earth, harness physical energies, Unevolved fixed beliefs, archaic beliefs, tradion bound, meaningless rituals, lethargic 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
Magician Qualites for a first date 3/11/2006 Evolved - Be Imaginative, See A World of posssibilites, Weave your rainbow dreams into reality, Be Swift, Move, Be Light, Dance!!!! Unevolved. Contradictory, verbose, abuse of intoxicants 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
His name is not Tennessee ! 3/11/2006 Thy name is not Tennessee because on a scale of one to ten - thou art minus zero and the brightest crayon in a box of chocolate. I am not bound to please thee with my answers. I am not boun 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
Transforming The Four Hideous Horsemen 3/11/2006 The Four Hideous Horsemen are Terror, Frustration, Bewilderment, and Despair. They can be transformed to Courage, Success, Clarity and Hope. 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Anger - Four of Cups 3/11/2006 Anger when goals are not met can be used productively. Frustrations can be used to move ahead, 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
Three of Wands - Compassion 3/11/2006 Openness to helping others including self. The realization that everyone is suffering in some way. The acceptance of the frailites and shortcomings of others with tolerance. Compassion with nurt 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
Three of Worlds - Nurturing 3/11/2006 Being supportive of creations with patience and tender loving care. Nothing grows overnight without help. Wisdom, Hard Work and Play will pay off with a harvest. 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
Intregrity - Nine of Wands 3/11/2006 The backbone to walk one's one path. The courage to stand alone. Defending the inner light without self-compromise. Honesty, the spiritual warrior, Vision, Aspiration, and strength to climb to 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Seven of Cups - Fear 3/11/2006 Fear is the emotional state that drives one on. Where fear exist, there is opportunity for growth. Fear is what stops, limits, and holds back. A honest look at fears can help to indentify and und 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
Six of Cups - Sorrow 3/11/2006 Sorrow is the emotional State of expressing grief or sadness. Healing Tears flow to bring regeneration. Loss of vitality is depression when one closes up to defend emotional sensitivity. Where the 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
Six of Wands Trust 3/11/2006 Trust is the confidence that one has the ability and talents to acheive goals and dreams. Trust is the belief that the universe is friendly and supportive. 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ace of Cups - Ecstasy 3/11/2006 Ecstasy is the ability to live completely live out the full range of emotions without censor or denial of any of them. They are all divine. 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
If Your Love Connections Has a Haz Mat Endorsement 3/11/2006 If your love connections is a team Drivier With Benefits. Woo Hoo! Things you need to know about Hazardous Materials 1 you are not allowed to smoke around? Oxidizers, Flammables 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
After Whoopee Comments & Astrology 3/4/2006 Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!" <br> Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza." <br> Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?" <br> Cancer: "When are we getting married?" <br& 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
Affirmations For Beauy, Health, Prosperity and Truth 2/27/2006 Healing Rays Now Begin To Bring New Beauty Pouring In. Luna Luna Polished Bright, Clean My Mind, My Soul, My Sight, Let a flame of Brilliance grow, All is clear, I see I know, Mother Gaia - Hea 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
More On Horary Astrology and Finding Lost Objects 2/21/2006 Most Querents will require more detailed information, and for this we look at the zodiac signs and houses: Aries Sandy or hilly grounds. Lonely places. Engineering works, where heat and iron ar 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
Lost Something Horary Astrology Can Help 2/21/2006 Horary Astrology comes to the rescue. Cast A Chart - Check out the second House Following the Traditonal Ruler of the Sign <br> Fire Middle height or level, near a wall, by a fire or 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
Everything you need to know about Air Brakes and Truckers 2/21/2006 What are the three braking systems? The service brake and parking brake and emergency system. <br> What is used to make the brakes work? Compressed air. <br> What does the 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
Healing of the MaggaZeen 2/16/2006 Mag in Honey Mag In Light Mag is Sick - But We gonna Make It Will Magickal Stardust in the Kitty Cat Stew Fella is Mellow and Newt is Nice WannaBeBarrister is Tiptoeing happily in a rainbow of 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Man of Immature Intentions 2/16/2006 Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, A man of Immature Intention. Who makes the biggest splash? A man of Immature Intention The other 3 don't exist. <br> Why does The Man of Immature I 0 Comments, 171 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Adventures of Sushi 2/16/2006 Sushi is Raw Fish Raw Fish is used for bait <br> Ginger is a Spice Wasabi is Heat Soy mellows it out <br> To attract a mate - Eat Sushi topped wih Ginger Dipped in Wa 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
Clairvoyant and Astrology. What it is and Isn't 2/1/2006 A gentlmen on the site, made a remark perhap jokingly and entirely kindly implying that I am ans alledged clairvoyant! Clairvoyant Folks are people who see things in other realms. Clairaudience fo 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ode to Brown Bottle Flu 1/23/2006 Trollywood and Consort The inside of his mouth tastes Like Pigeon Poop He calls in sick AGAIN!!!! the boss is not amused Roses are Red, Toilets are White He smells like somethi 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
Missing The SouthWste 1/22/2006 things I miss about California. bookstores with fancy coffeeshop poetry workshops. sweatlodges magnificent hiking trails wild sage growing everywhere SweatLodges <br> In 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love On The Copperhead Express 1/22/2006 What is this quest called Love? Is it an element of our enviroment or just another invention of the mind. <br> Does it exist on the Copperhead express Does it Hide among the cookies an 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
Venus Retrograde - Love and Reality Checks 1/22/2006 Venus Retrograde happens every other year or so. This is not a time for red hot romances or jumping into committment. When Venus is retrograde, it's time to reevaluate and plan, consider what yo 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
Utilizing After X-Mas Half Price Dollar Store Candles 1/22/2006 When huanting the dollar store, I noticed there were an abundance of Red and Green Candles for sale at half price. I purchased several of the candles for a bargain. The Red Candles symbolize lo 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
Principles Before Personalities 12/29/2005 "Principles before personality" is the foundation for proper action and helps to discern the correct path to take. <br> Do we stand on principle when challenged with a negative intera 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
Wicked Things to Do With Food 12/22/2005 If you are out on a romatice stroll - buy an ice cream cone, bite off the end and slip it over his finger. take your time nibbling and licking until he's ..... <br> Use ice-cream topping t 0 Comments, 177 Views, 0 Votes | |
Loneliness Versus Aloneness 12/18/2005 A person must be okay with loneliness the relationship? When loneliness is transformed into aloneness.... deep, enriching relationship and pure love follows ....... Loneliness constants mi 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pysche Shielding and Self Defense. 12/18/2005 The best way to protect outselves from negative and toxic energy is set healthy emotional boundaries The best psychic shielding - from people who are harmful to us, unintentionally or otherwise 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
Grey and His Two Bells - Astrological Compatibility 12/18/2005 A Wise Woman gave me a positively wicked idea. She suggested that I do a compatibilty chart between Grey and the Bell. I wasn't sure which one so I utililzed both Bells and did a Tri-Compatibilit 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
Namaste! 12/18/2005 There is a fable about several young lads skinny dipping in the river. A divine prankster stole their clothes but after they gave prankster the Namaste! Gesture - he had no choice but to return 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
Using Astrology to help with Relationship 12/18/2005 Astrology is a guide for helping you understand the strenght and challenges in a relationship, It is not the alpha or the omega in decison makeing. Astrology merely suggests methods on understandin 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
Legend of the Soiled Dove of Arlington 12/18/2005 Civil War Era Women were often compelled to join Army Camps as Soiled Doves practicing the world’s oldest profession. They also performed traditional females roles such as cooking and clea 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
Bear Medicine Bundle For My 12/18/2005 My was in the Navy headed for the Persian Gulf. There is limited space on ships so things are not practical I decided to make him a protective medicine bundle that includes a bear claw. The Bea 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dumb Laws In Tennessee 12/17/2005 Tennessee LawsYou can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. Hollow logs may not be sold. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a b 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
Greetings Oh Great Astrological Mentor- 12/17/2005 Greetings Oh Great Astrological Mentor- <br> Some of the traditionalist don't care Chiron. It's not a planet or even as an asteroid, they say. After all WilD Billy Lilly never knew abou 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
Geocaching for a first date 12/17/2005 it used to be that a first date would feel like a job interview. I would end up wearing a dorky dress in on overpriced resturant. That has changed sinced I discovered Geocaching. This is an spo 0 Comments, 369 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love Games Turn Into Serious Intentions 12/17/2005 Has Love Alway Been an Element of our enviorment or is it just another invention of the mind. This inquiring mind wants to know. 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
Deer Hunter gets his Just Deserts 12/17/2005 Of course, there is the story of the deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly and packs his lunch He puts on his long johns and camouflage duds. He grabs his gun and starts to warm up his p 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
Finding A Lost Lover With Horary Astrology 12/17/2005 Where is your lover hiding. Cast A Chart. Find the Ruling Planet of the Seventh House and look whree it located. <br> If it's in a fire sign look at place of Middle height or level, ne 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
GreyBeard Is Pumpkin Nog for the Soul 12/17/2005 Greybeard is the King in Waiting patiently for his throne. I usually vote for Homeboy. My computer would not let me vote every twenty-four hours - but whenever I keep voting for Homeboy, I 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
Court Room Magick 12/17/2005 If you are facing a judgment in court, write down all possible verdicts on a piece of paper. With scissors or a knife, cut out only the desired conclusion while focusing your mind on a positiv 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
Chakra Healing Affirmations 12/17/2005 I open myself to life, I accept all the good things that come with it. I develop humor, joy and love in my life. The structure of my life is flexible and strong, I can change anything that does not 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
ASTROLOGY, Tribal Roots , Retrograde Planets 12/17/2005 When the following planets are retrograde in your chart it may be indicative of something that happened to you in a past life or perhaps the people in your tribal roots. The lessons you learn in t 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
North Node / South Node in Astrology 11/28/2005 he North Node and South Node of the Moon are points that are directly opposite each other. They are mathematical points that take into account the relationship between the Sun, Moon, and Earth at 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
Meditiaton to Visualize Prosperous Financial Reality 11/28/2005 Write down everything that opposes you in getting the prosperous financial reality that you desire could be;fear, lack of experience, lack of contacts, ad infitum). Also take one piece of parc 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
Candle Magick to Visualize Love Into Reality 11/28/2005 Magick is simply a matter of visualizing and affirming the reality that you want to create. One of the simplest forms of magick is Candle burning because it employs very litter ritual and ceremon 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
Excited about marriage 11/27/2005 Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
Spirit of Longing 11/25/2005 Spirit of Longing - Hear My Sigh! A Superb Specimen of Masculinity he is Do my Double dd's offend him or is it is mother they make sad Oh Darlin! Oh My! Living Treasure! Gift Pleasure! Oh My 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Hail To The Future Queen - Milady Grey 11/25/2005 Sin' t'me in mah dreams, an' then By midnite ah shall be lookin' agin. Fo' then th' sto'e will mo'e than laugh Th' hopeless sighin' of th' nite. Come, as thou cam'st a thousan' times, A houn' houn 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dumb Laws In West Virginia 11/21/2005 No may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." Unmarried couple who live together and "lewdly associate" with one another may face up to a year in prison. When a rai 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dumb Laws In Georgia 11/21/2005 It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Signs are required to be written in English. No one may carry an ice cream 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Create a New Life byGetting Rid of Physical Clutter and Emotional Baggage 11/2/2005 Getting rid of clutter is essential to good feng shui! Physical clutter parallels with emotinal baggage. It you have to struggle to walk through your home, you will also struggle through other 0 Comments, 2069 Views, 0 Votes | |
Letter Sent To Guy Who Stood Me Up 10/29/2005 It has happened to me more times than I like to admit. My date doesn’t show or even bothers to call. The first time that happened, I sat on the floor and cried for about two hours. 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
Reasons Date Give for Standing Someone Up 10/28/2005 The Date shows up early and decides he just doesn't feel like going out after all, goes home before the date arrives. <br> His cat gets sick and he has to take it to the vet. <br> 0 Comments, 249 Views, 0 Votes | |
How to Lure A Capricorn Into Matrimony 10/16/2005 Capricorn are reliable, practical, disciplined, reserved and very serious about everything. Fortunately that includes sensual gratification. The Capricorn libido actually increases with age. The 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
ode to an old boy friend - Mr. Jupiter Man 9/28/2005 Mr. Jupiter Man - Wild Fantasy Man riding on a Harley with wind laughing at your back. <br> make me your reality Mr. Jupiter Man. YOu say I am below your station, you have more eductioa 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
Hooking the Pisces into Matrimony 9/28/2005 Pisces can be like gently ocean waves cleansing the soul after being mangled by an agressive Aries, Nitpicked by a Virgo or manipulated by a Scorpio. The Pisces will bring you homemade chicken sou 0 Comments, 207 Views, 0 Votes | |
How To Charm A Gemini Into Matrimony 9/22/2005 Come on Baby, lets go to Vegas, Pack your bags, we are leaving in two hours, Gemini will be ready. Geminis like quick on the spur decisions and immediate action. Action is the magic word. If 0 Comments, 154 Views, 0 Votes | |
How To Get An Aquarius to Commit Matrimony 9/14/2005 The Aquarius is one of the most fixed stubburnly independant signs of the zodiac. They want friendship not love. They usually have a major case of committment-phobia. Key songs for the Aquarius 0 Comments, 194 Views, 0 Votes | |
Screening out the Frogs 9/11/2005 I do believe that internet dating is the way of the future. The Internet has allowed me to keep in contact with friends across the country that I could have lost cantact with years ago. I have 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
Culture Clashes and Bonessa's First Date With A Redneck Gentleman 9/8/2005 We met at Burger King's for coffee. Although I suspect he would have liked to share a a six pack of dollar store soda's on the tailgate of his pick-up truck. "Darlin, ah's gonna treat ya whate 0 Comments, 475 Views, 0 Votes |
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