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Ending?? I think not... 7/1/2005 I wanted a perfect ending. <br> Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories, life people, don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. <br> 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Rules and Where Have You Been?? 6/13/2005 Didn't post the 1st time...had a "no-no" word in it, I guess. <br> The Rules Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Rules and Where Have You Been? 6/13/2005 The Rules <br> Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: <br> "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
Money Talks! 6/12/2005 During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: <br> <br> "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
Payday... 6/11/2005 A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. <br> Whe 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
Relationship Doom... 6/10/2005 As a relationship gets deeper, many issues can surface, any one of which can spell doom. If you or your partner have any of the issues listed below, don't ruin your relationship by ignoring them. B 0 Comments, 262 Views, 0 Votes | |
10 Steps To Properly Seduce A Woman... 6/10/2005 1. See Her Perspective Start by thinking from the female perspective. We all know guys are more visually based than women. This means guys have a tendency to see something they like and want it r 0 Comments, 412 Views, 0 Votes | |
Social Security 6/10/2005 A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. <br> The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in h 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Mistress... 6/9/2005 A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
Viagra Coffee... 6/8/2005 This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering h 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love this one... 6/8/2005 It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show where there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
Girrrlllllll...... 6/8/2005 A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No. you ha 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
Social Tips for Rednecks ...... 6/8/2005 and just plain good advice <br> In General... <br> 1. Never take a beer to an interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them. 3. It's considered ta 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
Work Out and Feel Better... 6/7/2005 The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following: <br> MONDAYS <br> Beat around the bush Jump to conclusions 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
Declaration of Non-Interest... 6/5/2005 Declaration of Non-Interest <br> It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. <br> 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes |
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