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The Lawyer and his New Car! This joke has many versions. I am sure that some of you must have already read it or heard it. But I was not that fortunate so long until recently I heard it from a friend of mine who likes to tell jokes whenever an occasion presents itself. I may assure you here that this joke is not being reproduced below as an attempt to make you smile forcibly when you finish reading this article! However, if anyone does not feel like smiling after reading it, then the reader may cast an angry look at it and leave the page cursing me. However, as I guess that the story has a moral, and as such, I would expect that some one of my readers would like to tell me what the moral is! The latest version of story goes as under; One day, there was this lawyer who lived in somewhere across the Atlantic Ocean and practiced law for a living, just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues. While trying to imagine what could be the reactions of his colleagues when they would see the car, he was driving without bothering to watch the traffic behind following his new car! Then suddenly the accident happened! All on a sudden, an eighteen wheeler coming from behind took of the driver’s side door of the new car and dragged it to some distance before stopping. I am not going to describe what happened during next few minutes after the accident and until finally the Cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, “My new car door just ruined by some foolish driver!” “You are a lawyer, aren’t you?” asked the police man. Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my new car?” the lawyer asked the Cop irritated. ‘Ha, you lawyers are always so materialistic! All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing, did you?” the cop disgustedly said to the lawyer. The agitating lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed, “My Rolex!” End of the story or the joke which I have reposted deleting the name of the lawyer for obvious reason!    |
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Just a joke to make you smile!
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Actually, had not heard this one before, and it gave me a chuckle. Thanks. Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.
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It is a good joke. I am especially fond of lawyer jokes and I have not heard this one before.  Actually, your introduction made me smile before I ever read the joke. Fossil
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Actually, had not heard this one before, and it gave me a chuckle. Thanks. Thanks again for stopping by, Have a pleasant week
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I always laugh at this one!!
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I always laugh at this one!!
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Thank you, JKH for your response. Have pleasant times always.
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I also smiled at your introduction. It's a funny joke. Thanks Looklook!  Trust in dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.(Khalil Gibran)
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I also smiled at your introduction. It's a funny joke. Thanks Looklook!
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