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How do you satisfy your natural desires? I need your help how does someone with no physical relationship at home fill a need? |
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1/12/2010 11:36 am |
Frito's Corn Chips. 
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1/12/2010 2:16 pm |
Beer, extra-sharp cheddar cheese and pepperoni will have SOME moderating effect on this condition.....
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1/12/2010 4:01 pm |
They make those things, uhhh, shaped like a woman's uhhhh, the guys at work talk about them all the time. They said some truck stops sell them??? Hope that helps...
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1/12/2010 4:23 pm |
A very cold Sam Adams, hot buttered popcorn, and a good hockey game on the toob.  "Think Foto Friday -- it's good for what ails ya!" --- Unknown
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1/12/2010 4:55 pm |
Ice Cream.... white chocolate, black raspberry ice cream.... and a good book. Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. J. Petit Senn
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1/12/2010 5:10 pm |
Hookers. Cheaper and easier to hide than an affair.
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azsenior, some great advice here, albeit somewhat humorous! LOL bikenski!!!!
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That's why you have 2 hands??? the older the girl, the harder it is blow smoke up her azz, quote 2 1/2 men 
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I agree with boogie, your'e question implies that you are in a relationship so give her respect...try a little romancing... after all she may be missing out also and looking for answers as to why you may not be performing well in the relationship. No offence meant, just seems every relationship needs a little sprucing now and again.
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1/13/2010 7:32 am |
Don't know but I'm going to find a truck stop that sells what LovelyLady suggested....wondering if they squeal real loud..
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Don't know but I'm going to find a truck stop that sells what LovelyLady suggested....wondering if they squeal real loud..  It's amazing what a little g**gling can get ya!   The positive is there. Sometimes it's just hard to find.
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Clean house...and I do have a very clean house. LOL!
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If you have to ask the question.. your expectaions are greater than your realizations. If your lonely get a dog, If your horny get a dog, If you have low esteem get a dog. If you want someone to talk to get a dog. If you want to impress someone get a dog. If that doesn't work...get a life
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buzzzzz in the nite. Abracadabra 
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1/30/2010 11:47 am |
right or left hand or pay a ho to give you a bj. 
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3/15/2010 11:52 am |
Entertaining comments!
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